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I'm very glad this phase is over!
I'm in this with you.
Listen, get educated, and get involved.
A smol, delicate danger noodle.
Losing value fast.
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This really happened: I took time off of work and came home with steak and lobster only to find him home, frantically vacuuming and hiding champagne and chocolates. It was a good day!
A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
A glowing commendation for all to see
I needed this today
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He secretly had this comic made, then took me to Hamilton Pool behind the waterfall. He handed me the comic to read on his phone. As I read it, he got down on one knee and said those exact words... because he really can't pronounce my Chinese middle name.
Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.
Thank you stranger. Shows the award.
When you come across a feel-good thing.
A glowing commendation for all to see
When you follow your heart, love is the answer
When you come across a feel-good thing. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.
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Wow, that post from Sunday blew up! Crazy to think 3 million people saw it between the subs. Before posting a new comic tomorrow, I wanted to share a photo of us from exactly 4 years ago today. It's not a flattering photo of me (look at that vein!), but it's one of my favorite photos nonetheless!
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I'm mad at you, but I still love you; I love you, but I'm still mad at you.
He do be dancing though
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Why did this get downvoted
Some people hate my content so much, they download everything I write as well as my supporters.
Let me guess, Bri’ish?
No, but I'm curious why you'd think so.
I never thought I would ever get the chance to tell you this directly, but I absolutely adore your comics. They bring me great joy.
Awww, thank you. Was the Joy pun intended? And I love talking to readers. If you want to directly interact with me, commenting on the posts under my profile (instead of bigger subs) would pretty much guarantee a response.
100% intended. I thought about saying "Joy something" but didn't want to be too on the nose.
Hahaha, I see what you did there. Good callback.
That’s adorable
Until it happens to you!
Bite his finger. He already suggested you’re a dinosaur.
Mmmm, finger yum!
I love that your pinching him lol!
I mean, he's poking my nose, so...
I have no clue who u r, but please help me. Where should I post my comics on reddit? R/army already banned me
Why did they ban you? Over this comic?
Done them, r military is good, r comics doesn't like me humor
What's your upvotes rate in
Narrator voice: "But he did not, in fact, mean heart"
Hahahaha!!!
Nowadays society would cancel the sh*t out of that boy if it was caught on video.
Sad, but true...
Oh my GOSH, I’m wheezing. Reminds me of when I was a really little kid, and I called my aunt a psycho bitch, lol
Did you know what you were saying?
Nope. Legit just thought that was what my aunt was called, as a title. I was really young, it was one of the first words I had ever said. Think my dad said it once, then I repeated, lol
Oy, hahaha!
Welcome to reddit. Subreddit content is ultimately determined by the moderator discretion there and unfortunately as an “unpaid full time job” you end up with a lot of people seeking a power-tripping opportunity because they have nothing else going on.
Sadly so.
Whichever mod chose to take that down is a small, power tripping idiot.
I love that word: smartassery!
That is the face of somebody who knows EXACTLY what they are doing
Yup!
Super Cute little dude
Awww, thanks! I made him myself!
It depends on the goal. My husband has 2 brothers, so he offered his perspective:
My daughter had very interesting way of pronouncing “finger” that nearly caused a couple incidents when she was two
Luckily we haven't had to deal with EXACTLY that, but we've had to deal with something else similar. That comic will come in 2 months or so.
Hilarious and adorable, good stuff.
Thank you!
I love your stuff and share it with my wife. Our son just turned 4. You are doing a great job and are an awesome mom!
Awww, thank you so much!
How many threats about raising an alcolohic have you got so far?
Enough from
That’s hilarious 😆.
Honestly? Either my mother-in-law bought them or I got them for free from our local Buy-nothing group. It's so wasteful to buy new clothes for babies because they're only good for half a year, so we use our Buy-nothing a lot. After he grows out of them, we give them to the next family.
We laugh, but this really is a thing. This happened with my daughter. Not with alcohol, but my wife used to buy Costco economy size boxes of Fiber One brownies. I would house them all day long. when my daughter was about 1.5-2 years old she would ask her mom if she could have a “Daddy Cookie” whenever she wanted one..
That is adorable. I've heard stories about kids asking for a "Daddy brownie" the both parents collectively yelled NOOOOO!
She looks kinda latino as drawn, but the writer has an asian name?
It's harder to convey race/ethnicity in comics, but I (the character/writer) am Taiwanese.
Same thing happened to me. They called and asked why my son was absent today and I said he wasn't because I dropped him off myself. It was just some mix-up but it really got my anxiety going.
I had kidnapping cases flashing in my brain...
I am LIVID for you wtf
Right? Ugh!
Kids going places
He's part-Asian and part-Jewish, so he'd better!
My preschool class of fiveish year olds would tell me i need to exercise more 🥲 Kids are brutal but it's so funny
I need to be shamed into getting off the couch.
He's talking now. Oh dear!
Oh, just you wait. There are some f-up scenarios coming!
My wife was showing off some older pictures with friends including around when we were married.
Awww... I feel this in my soul. I used to model pre-baby, so my Venmo photo was my headshot. Not long ago, a new friend was paying me for his half of a concert, saw my Venmo and held his phone up to my face, saying, "Is this you?" Anyway, his funeral is next week...
When i was 6 my older sister asked me if she was fat, i answered with "just a little bit"
Did she find it funny or did she beat you up?
I don't remember but i think she found it funny haha, at least now she does
Time + tragedy = comedy! It's stories like this that make families families. :D
thank you, i am an admirer of your work, as well. you draw your characters very lovingly, and they carry a sense of familiarity while still being distinct and unique.
Hahaha, I actually divorced the dude I married from Craigslist and married a dude I met on Tinder. 😆 BTW, Nohra Johnston is my artist. I can't claim credit for her work. I only provide the characters, blocking, and dialogue.
ah! well shoutout Nohra Johnston. you guys make a great team.
😆
My son when he was almost 3 said, "Daddy is funny." I asked, "Is Mommy funny?" He said, "No, Daddy is funny." Not a big deal, right? Wrong! I'm a standup comedian. 😭 My husband said it was simultaneously the nicest thing my son had ever said as well as the most cruel thing he has ever said.
I just buy the nice smelling minty 'essential oils' at the chemist for £2, stick them in an air diffuser to de-manscentify the apartment. Am I doing it wrong?
There's no wrong way to enjoy what you like. 😉