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  1. What part of “graduating from Liberty ‘University’” didn’t you understand?

  2. The part where liberty u is in Lynchburg.

  3. "the reinvented two thousand twelve camry. It's ready. Are you?" and other lovely throwback ads.

  4. It's still wrong. The majority of states don't have deadly tornados.

  5. You seem upset. You shouldn't call people names because you misunderstood them.

  6. You insulted me first, buddy. I'm only returning the favor.

  7. 1-800-273-8255 there's always someone at that number if you need someone to talk to.

  8. People that need to use premium for their engine but can't afford it.

  9. What’s you planned strike price and expiry?

  10. I bought my family a 12-pack of these cups a couple of years ago to wing them off of using plastic cups. Even though you have to hand wash them, they have held up since.

  11. Is there a plastic coating on the inside?

  12. Hey bud, I'm feeling much the same way. Capitalism is pretty much everywhere but I think it's eating things up at different rates in different places. I think my only hope is to move somewhere... More slow paced and rural. Idk. Just wanted you to know there's someone else feeling what you're feeling.

  13. I have a mug I've been using exclusively at the office for about a year. Flowers, a bike, and it says "mom life is the best life". Lots of the women in the office give me interesting looks :)

  14. Don't worry. He's fully vaccinated. This could have been much worse.

  15. Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

  16. '59 Taunus? .... I thought at hirst that was a typo of Taurus, but way too early.

  17. Car from Ford Germany. A family car designed for the middle class. Search Taunus P2 for pics.

  18. How to Money if you can stomach iheartradios ads.

  19. This is how office work should be. Show up for the critical stuff, then take your laptop and do the busywork wherever/whenever you want, as long as it's all submitted on time.

  20. I'm butt in chair at a cubicle 8-5 M-F for the HR branch of an ONLINE UNIVERSITY. Our faculty teach from HOME all over the globe. Our students learn from WHEREVER all over the globe. Other staff are all over the US in all the time zones. And nobody in my half of the building so much as says hello to me. If someone on my "team" has an issue, we don't turn and talk... We put it in teams. And I have to be physically present for this?

  21. You've probably read some funny news stories about my neighbors and their pet alligator

  22. Go to Dollar General or similar cheap store and buy a plunger. You will hopefully never need it but it really sucks to plug up a toilet at 10pm after most places close and flood your bathroom.

  23. maybe we shouldnt celebrate causing irreparable harm and giving people disabilities for life? just a thought

  24. Play stupid games? Win stupid prizes.

  25. From what i read the driver was parked in front of the guys gate which had a no parking sign.

  26. Oh I take it back then. Owner of the gate is justified to beat the car with hammer for being in a running car in a no parking zone.

  27. Solved! You Save(d) Me lol

  28. Additionally this was an English language song almost certainly from the United States. It's not Green Day though Basketcase has a similar premise and time. The song that is TOMT is less mumbled as well and perhaps lower energy.

  29. Well, the horses have left the barn, time to close the doors.

  30. This is scary. The fact that all the comments I see here about it are uniformly cheering it on is even more scary.

  31. Shit man, start your own sub or something. You spent way to much time typing that fucking wall in response to a joke.

  32. Oh no worries. All I had to do was copy and paste.

  33. You know, for people who actually like our country and the values that it was founded on, there is a silver lining here.

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