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No matter how hard I try, I'm too shy to confess my love!

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Girls want guys to leave over police sticker

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  1. Yeah. It is improbable. We just happen to be where it did happen.

  2. The concept in that story scares the absolute fuck out of me, the implication being that I will have to live the lives of everyone who has endured indescribable suffering, every mentally-derranged madman, every victim of torture, everyone who got a fucking kidney stone.

  3. I look at it the other way. It's not scary because I'm not really this person and any deaths or pain I endure aren't ultimately real or at least not as important as the person perceives them to be.

  4. And she might be getting it, but life doesn't stop when you're traumatized. You still need to get groceries.

  5. An older man at work was talking about how he smoked Winnie Reds! I forgot those existed. I remember bumming a Winnie red once, so harsh

  6. customers don't owe you a response to your "hello" or "welcome in"

  7. Often baristas or front of house people are required to say these customary greetings. It's not an attempt at socialising. Also it's not only your discomfort that needs to be taken into account.

  8. The Great Generation (those who fought and won WWII), and Boomers would never post this kind of trite bubble gum for two reasons: 1) They largely don’t know how to post online; and 2) It’s meaningless pedantic crap. If you want to contribute to moving your political views forward, then put your fucking camera away and join political campaigns, for either an issue or candidate. Canvass the neighborhoods, never forgetting the true immortal words of House Speaker Tip O’Neil, that politics is local. These videos, however entertaining, are meaningless.

  9. I largely agree, but boomers have to be the biggest posters of trite garbage online in the history of the internet.

  10. I know lots of people who work to keep themselves distracted from what’s in their minds. I even do it when things are rough. That said, I guess that guy needed a big distraction

  11. The way work is structured these days, often work is the thing on your mind.

  12. That's right. The burden of proof lies on the one claiming that there is an individual self. Where is it?

  13. I hate people like this. The whole Trump MTG Boebert movement has emboldened people to act a fool. With no repercussions. Who tf behaves like this in a public forum?

  14. Someone ostensibly concerned with appropriateness and children. Couldn't make it up.

  15. This movie is +-80 years long. For +-23 you witness black screen or nothingness because the body has to sleep. Remaining +-57 you witness the body in the first person. But you are beyond the first person.

  16. LOL! I would pay good money to hear a thought-out explanation from him about his interpretation of that "art". Not slogans or, "I was making a statement about...". I want him to explain how this alleged art installation made that statement and what specific steps he took to get that statement across.

  17. I heard when you flush the white house toilets it makes Yoko Ono sounds.

  18. I’m gonna say this on every post about these cowards. EVERYONE of the cops better have divorce papers served to them. How could someone stand by the side of gutless cowards.

  19. They're not standing beside them, they're cowering after all the beatings

  20. I have sensitive bowels, if it's too cold, bem, I need to go to the bathroom. I had clothes on that were fine for 30/35 C° outside, and I hadn't packed any clothes in my hand baggage. The A/C both in the second airplane and in the second and third airports was very, very cold for me, and I did my first transcontinental flight in constant need of a bathroom. That's it. Well, not constant, at one point I asked an attendant if they had some Imodium or something, and they gave me this glass of something that helped me, but then the bellyache came back a few hours later when I had already landed.

  21. When I learned that this country has basically never had a politically viable labor party in modern politics, I was stunned.

  22. The USA had chattel slavery until pretty recently. Not hard to infer its political class don't give too much of a shit about labor.

  23. If it was a female cousin he'd win the presidential vote in Alabama on a write-in.

  24. If it were a female cousin he could be mayor of New York and the president's lawyer!

  25. This post is so wrong that I just had an ego death. Hope you're happy.

  26. Im an engineer (almost have my graduate degree) and I'm convinced that people think humanities and art research is all literally made up. These fields, just like STEM, use research methods to draw conclusions. Statistical analysis in particular is very important for humanities, as an example. Conclusions made from humanaties research is valid. These conclusions often can be verified, just like you would in science.

  27. I think this is particularly true regarding their view of philosophy. I did a phil course at uni as part of my software degree and have spent lots of time in the last 20 years reading philosophy and watching lectures online.

  28. Went to a Christmas party like this. My family is pretty down to earth not super religious a few Bud Lights and some smoking and joking at family gatherings, nothing crazy one way or the other. The other family who hosted the party ended up gathered around the piano and belted out ‘oh holy night’ and various other Christmas songs while my family stood in the corner like aliens looking around the room and at each other. One of the most awkward situations I’ve ever been in.

  29. You live a pretty blessed life if people singing Christmas carols at a Christmas party is the most awkward situation of your life.

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