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Last night I got fired for telling the owner maybe he shouldn't be wasted behind the bar
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- By - throwawayswaysway
What famous person died too soon?
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- By - therealCapCon
wtf did she say?!
Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.
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An amazing showing.
- By - esberat
AITA for taking my stepdaughter's "camp money" to get my daughter new glasses?
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- By - throwawayacc5377
AITA for refusing to pay to get his car fixed from my college fund?
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Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back
I'm genuinely flabbergasted.
- By - Throwrapaul447
Is it true that men are only friends with women because, at one point, they wanted to sleep with the woman?
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I'm in this with you.
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- By - junepeppers
Småsaker som får er att automatiskt klassa någon som en lite (eller mycket) sämre människa
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- By - dewpa
AITA for only feeding one child frozen food
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- By - homecook1000
What's the worst one night stand story you got?
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- By - Puthypleaser
Which profession is criminally underpaid?
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- By - [deleted]
What’s stopping you from having sex?
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- By - randumchicken
Who's career suprised you the most from people you went to school with?
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- By - mattling9
You have a gun to your head and was told to recite one song perfectly to survive, what song are you singing?
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- By - Repulsive_Ad_1163
Seriously what do you like most about us ?
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- By - Mental_Log4115
How old were you when you first had sex?
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- By - v3ryclever
Free Shots
- By - dugroc1981
Hugh Grant came to my bar in the Austrian alps once, that was pretty cool. And of course I've met a lot of reality "stars" around the clubs that I've worked at. But I think the moment I was most starstruck was when Anders Svensson, the Swedish football player that played the most games in Swedish national team history and also was a big icon in my favorite football team, came and ordered from me.
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iamatotalpieceofshit
After reading some of your answers, holy shit!
NTA
NTA, this is some real marinara flags 🚩🚩🚩
Not true at all, did this mans brain not evolve past the eat, sleep, fuck, repeat stage
Någon mer än jag som bara kom till kommentarerna för att se om man va en dålig människa?
Inte acceptera blixtlåstekniken i trafiken
choosingbeggars
When I was in relationship we had sex basically every day when she didn't have her period. Now that I'm single I've had it at most like 3 times a month but now I've got two months without :(
It was tho hahah. Can't just have sex with a girl I've always disliked just because I was horny
Never heard of hatefuck?
Actually no haha
Känner en som var kontrollant på teoriprovet. Han hade en körkortstagare som gick in, svarade på 52 frågor (lägsta antalet rätt svar för godkänt), struntade i de sista 13 och fick alla rätt och därmed godkänt prov. Riktig big Dick energy
Bartenders
Girls
I myself was one of the smartest in my class. Now I'm a bartender, working mostly at nightclubs and basically only doing seasonal jobs in different places in Europe. My friends are studying, working as lawyers or stuff like that. Everyone is asking me why didn't start a good education since I have the potential of getting a really high education. But tbh I've never loved life more than I do now.
Really drunk guy at my bar at closing time: Hello, can I have a Vodka RedBull? Me: No, I said last call 15 minutes ago. Drunk guy: Oh, okay, I understand Me: Yeah.. Drunk guy: Alright, I'll have a Gin&Tonic instead Me: There's the door mate
As far as I know I think it's only grenadine and ginger ale
Rap god. I live life dangerously
Boobs
I was 14 when I lost my virginity to my first girlfriend after being together for around 3 months, relationship lasted another year or so and we fucked like rabbits lol
"If you have to ask for free drinks you probably didn't deserve them" works everytime