News from Nietzsches_Therapist

Leftists hate logic

I’m a years-long experiment on how long a human can survive while only eating Costco hotdogs.

U up?

No. Go to bed

I’m naked under my clothes 😳

Health insurance is just business majors trying to make healthcare a subscription service smh

The Last of Us really shows the need for Marxism, as the fungus can really be seen as a metaphor for capitalism, which has been eating humanity alive for the last 300 years.

People say social media isn’t destroying people’s social lives.

JP Morgan is a mom and pop business

It’s suspicious that awful things happen to America shortly after democrats are president:

There’s a snake in my boot!

👆🏻 used 23andMe to find out what slurs they’re allowed to use

Voting against Joe Biden is anti-Catholic bigotry and anti-Irish racism.

Hi

Rude 😤

How I act: “we are all in this together”

I’m a menace and I must be stopped.

Just found out people in Africa speak more languages than just “African”

O Canada

👆🏻Fascist 😤

I vote for whoever gives off bad vibes.

Anything women can do

Sigma grindset

I’m a casual severe alcoholic

Fuck Texas Instruments. Rentseeking assholes

I lost my virginity to

Rip

👆🏻This is the sole reason women don’t come here

The Democratic Party: fights for human rights (lame)

Say what you want about Donald Trump, but.

America is the country

Gonna ask ChatGTP to write about Among Us in the style of Noam Chomsky.

Apparently DALLE 2 has a ridiculous content policy and will refuse to make anything that’s remotely funny.

👆🏻 that’s not true socialism

End sex

I’m a neoliberal

errado mais você cringe

I don’t speak Spanish 😭

AAVE

I’ve never lost an argument. I’ll keep arguing even if I know I’m wrong.

My nose is itchy 🤬

I won’t date anyone who is within two feet of my height. They shall either tower over me or be too small to reach the middle shelf.

No

😨

😡

Gonna cry? 😏

I support you on this as in all things

🥰

Therapy is religion for liberals

I like beer

I went wهke and I nearly died

I hold little shame in deleting comments that do not get enough traction because I am that guy

I do that all the time. I have no shame

The ideal first date is walking through a stretch of grass together and eating worms we find on the ground

👆🏻 Is rude to the waiter while on a date, because they want to impress the person they’re with.

Average DTer experience:

Kareem Abdul Jabbar is only famous because of his role in airplane!

“Healthy food is expensive”

I should be allowed to eat uranium