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Diamantenhände 💎👐 German market is open 🇩🇪

Gives 100 Reddit Coins and a week of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Baby Snoo is back and cuter than ever

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

I needed this today

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Prayers up for the blessed.

Show nature some love.

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

C'est magnifique

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.

You look amazing, glowing, incredible!

I'm genuinely flabbergasted.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

My valentine makes my heart beat out of my chest.

Everything is better with a good hug

Can't stop seeing stars

A glowing commendation for all to see

Add my power to yours.

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

I'm buying what you're selling

Listen, get educated, and get involved.

A golden splash of respect

For an especially amazing showing.

You deserve a smooch

*Lowers face into palm*

Did someone say... cake?

That looks so good

Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

Stop, chill, relax

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

Let's sip to good health and good company

I'm in this with you.

When you come across a feel-good thing.


















Diamantenhände 💎👐 German market is open 🇩🇪

A glittering stamp for a feel-good thing

Can't stop seeing stars

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

A glowing commendation for all to see

A golden splash of respect

Party time, shower them with sparkly paper

Add my power to yours.




  1. Earnings is 3/21/23 but thank you for all you do 💎🙌🏻

  2. And so I find myself once again in the comment section of your daily posts, parsnip. I have spent many months off of reddit and away from superstonk. Continually telling myself “it isn’t real until it happens”. Locked in a cycle of insecurity over my future and my desires. The festering confusion about my place in the world, my importance as a member of this putrid and corrupt society. Each day a new contemplation for my mind to wring itself with. An itching. Claws, on matte walls behind doors only my subconscious can reach. No room to breathe. An individuality lost in its wonderment of the erroneous. A poison, imbuing my blood with fear. Fear for my life, and lives of those around me. Fear of the powerful, and their abundancy. Fear of the poison, since it is within me. But not all fear is bad. I feared the antidote. I feared the life it would bring me, since it’s cost was the damned. I feared for its retribution. But today I stopped fearing. I let go of the string that held my sword of Damocles, only to find it fall right through me. And so I type, painting my being into words on a screen.

  3. This was fun to read! I'm finally starting to feel better, and am sorry I missed this yesterday. It really does feel like a pivotal moment, especially with the bank failures.

  4. One steady hand thru all of this > Diamantenhände. Thank you Parsnip for all that you do!

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