News from WoopzEh

  1. Streets saying they call themselves the "Wolf-PACK"


  3. It sounds like someone breaking a Minecraft brick when it hits the floor.

  4. Its also a dog sized shit, I didn't know cats crapped like that

  5. The thud when it hit the floor!!

  6. My favourite is the boy in the back. He was so happy, he cried.

  7. Naw, he’s crying because the one day he decided to finish his work early, it’s not even getting collected.

  8. Salt bae cooks with meat and salt which I would rather eat and he is in the top posts of all time here. This is meat and sugar, deal with it.

  9. I’m sure your friend didn’t sprinkle the brown sugar down his hairy ass arm to get it onto the meat.

  10. I think it’s to distract our broke asses while the pump is running so we end up filling the whole tank up.

  11. This would work on me if the pumps out here didn’t stop every 3 seconds forcing me to do it manually.

  12. Yeah unless it's broken, like it is at every single gas station I've been to recently.

  13. The ones off the highway near me open them up and disconnect the wires from the keypad.

  14. I am really confused by this one. Why would you attach a buttplug to a taco, and how would you eat it?

  15. You insert the plug, apply the taco to the taco holder and have your partner take a bite. Bonus points if you can take a bite yourself while it’s inserted. Just a guess though.

  16. I'd disconnect my router as soon as loading screen starts to give my teammates, who are first timing their champions in ranked, some time to read what their abilities do.

  17. Next level passive aggression in action.

  18. I used to sneak downstairs at Church and eat both these and the matzos out of the kitchen. Unsalted crackers are a guilty pleasure.

  19. It ain’t snow in that snowcone.

  20. “No I do not live under a bed… FOOL!”

  21. It doesn’t last that’s for sure. I managed to find a 2.5 lb pack so we will see how long it’ll last

  22. Mind if I ask where you found that? This sounds life changing for me.

  23. "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

  24. I dunno, I’ve had bile and that’s probably the closest thing I’d call vile that was still edible. People eat raw beef literally everywhere.

  25. Then you get soggy fries under crispy cheese. When you’re making a poutine adjacent dish you want the fries to retain some of their crunch so they don’t go limp on the fork.

  26. We had some moldy focaccia at work today. Clearly moldy. New girl said she tasted to be sure, and it tasted bad. The youth are not ok.

  27. She risked her life for you and this is how you react?

  28. Don’t forget annoying EU accents and what I’ve dubbed as the league version of Hans Nieman chess speak like “but how legit giga turbo int is that by the way?”

  29. I built it on Yasuo, Yi, etc, everytime I wanted more HP, piled it up with Wits End and Frozen Heart for tons of resists when needed, it was a great last item instead of fucking GA which sucks.

  30. Frozen Force Yasuo, that’s still my favorite time playing him ever.


  32. That’s a carving of the insides of a rat and those are intestines.

  33. Being way to respectful to Corbin’s hairline.

  34. Who the fuck is keeping track of what other people are wearing?

  35. In no particular order… People who/that: are into fashion/style, observant/wallflowers, see each other daily, are envious, low self-esteem, not strictly self centred, have the time, have a eidetic (photographic) memory, visual learners, and as already said by someone else, children (or those who don’t have a lot to keep track of.

  36. We wore uniforms in high school and y’all nosey selves still wouldn’t let me go a day with a new hoodie, the only garment I’m allowed to display my identity. As soon as one of y’all saw it “Oooo can I wear your hoodie?” It still smell new! I don’t want it to smell like you!

  37. You only really notice when them certain people at school used to rotate the same Gucci shirt through their friend group all year. One of y’all gotta take that thing to the cleaners. But yeah, children.

  38. NIBBAS in Iceland Eating fermented sheep’s balls and rotten shark.

  39. Don’t they piss on the shark too?

  40. I know this is old, but sounds like a phone case scraping against the concrete when he rolls on his side.

  41. Actually made me burst out laughing, just the way the said it

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