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The hole left after my orange sized brain tumor was removed

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  1. Before there was a tumor there was one brain cell there. One cell that rapidly multiplied and displaced the brain.

  2. I, too, remember exactly what I said and how I said it five years ago offhandedly that one time.

  3. I just want to fight Lovecraftian horrors beyond my comprehension

  4. What's great is that the actual effect this has is to strengthen a person's resume, giving them better opportunities to leave that job for a better one. And they wonder why they have retention problems.

  5. I think people just default gender neutral names to being masculine instead of feminine, so it seems like girls have boys names instead of boys having girls names.

  6. Can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, but I’ll take the compliment

  7. This meme is the niche content I needed today.

  8. Preemptive summary of why S6 is terrible before someone tries to defend it:

  9. I feel like I remember an episode of clone wars where a b-1 droid who is in command gets fragged by other droids, but I'm not sure.

  10. It’s funny that this popped up on my Reddit feed because I sort of had the opposite experience.

  11. Agreed. I also loved seeing the Wakandans vs the Talocans. Africans vs Mayans with futuristic versions of their ancient weapons? That's just a fun time by itself.

  12. In breaking bad, when Hank is attacked by the cousins, there is a guy walking through the parking lot listening to music that they just gun down for being there.

  13. Geralt "I'm riding to Skellige to get help to fight the wild hunt at kaer morhan"

  14. Put your Viking helmet on, spread that mayonnaise on the lawn!

  15. It's annoying. Like what is everyone doing from 8 to 11? I'm just sitting on my ass waiting for the night to start.

  16. Pre-gaming so they don't have to pay for all the expensive drinks at bars and clubs

  17. A young intelligence officer commanding a stealth spaceship investigates a series of conspiracies that threaten the balance of the Galaxy. Can he save the Human empire from the conspirators, two distinct Alien species, genetically mutated Werewolves, Vampires and Zombies, and solar system destroying superweapons?

  18. I tried to bribed Tywin, flatter Stannis, and told Randyll that it was what his son Sam would have wanted...How do you think it went?

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