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AITA for asking my neighbours to be more considerate?

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*Lowers face into palm*

Are you being serious right now?

  1. From the other side, I came home more than once to my wife and baby both crying. Can't imagine what it would be like to be the stay at home for those first couple of years.

  2. That looks like a decorative banister topper or something similar. But what you choose to do with it is your business.

  3. Don’t accidentally leave these outside when it rains or they get really big and then implode. Been there done that.

  4. They were talking to the person who responded to you. It was “you’re” (should’ve been “your”)

  5. Does hearing music count? I have lovely symphonies in my head from time to time. I know it’s an auditory hallucination but it’s so pleasant I don’t mind.

  6. Never. Any embryo that implants anywhere but the uterine lining will end in inevitable miscarriage, and potentially the death of the mother as well.

  7. Hahaha! You’re gonna need a bigger boat! In all seriousness though, if the air bag is deployed with your beautiful Dane sitting in the seat there might be a really awful outcome. You need a Danemobile.

  8. It was just down the street. I have a beater car (the designed dane transport) but the water pump decided to end its life, so that’s my project tomorrow.

  9. Water pumps and alternators have a habit of doing that at the most inopportune time.

  10. There is one pill that lasts an entire six months? Would you mind sharing the name of this medication?

  11. In the US there is a medicated chewable tablet called Bravecto that is a flea and tick preventative that lasts for up to 3 months in an adult dog. The chemical name is Fluralaner. It is made by Merck Animal Health. Ask your vet if there’s something similar for your dog in Ireland.

  12. More info: Im in ontario, hence the dime, and I just found it after my cat fell asleep on my lap and was licking himself. I think it might have come out of his mouth, but I dont know too much. The whole length is probably 5 or 6 cm?

  13. My cat sneezed one out of her nose once. It’s icky but treatable. Just take him and a stool sample to the vet so the proper de-wormer can be prescribed. Don’t beat yourself up. Internal parasites are a fairly common affliction of outdoor cats/kittens (or formerly outdoor cats in your case).

  14. Yeah, onto my fiancé’s leg. I laughed harder than I should; I’m country girl, he’s a city boy. He was sooo grossed out. I just picked it up flicked it outside and washed my hands. We’ve been married for 33 years so it all worked out.

  15. I just want to let you know your Audi logo is a little crooked. Parking job is nice, though; you’re completely off the road.

  16. I want a dogwood tree. My sweet hulk of a Great Dane died Saturday and I want to plant his ashes underneath the tree.

  17. Thank you kind internet stranger. Ollie was 5. He had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy last April and told he probably only had weeks to live. He lasted 7 months on meds. And they were good months! He ran, swam in our pond, went on car rides and was a terrific “Uncle” to our new Great Dane puppies. But, ya know, it just wasn’t long enough. I haven’t been this attached to a dog since I was a teen; many decades ago. Anyway, the puppies (male & female siblings 6 months old) are a comfort and keep me busy. And yes, Danes are awesome. I’ll always have at least one until I’m feeble.

  18. Some ticks can cause paralysis too. Find a vet that is knowledgeable about Great Danes.

  19. The truth is that you and your friends have vastly different travel styles. Maybe the friendship has run it’s course; maybe not travelling together will save it. In any case, it’s certainly ok to say that you wouldn’t care for an all inclusive resort and aren’t sure where or when you want to go for your next vacation.

  20. Why didn’t you just stuff her in the trunk to avoid awkward silence??

  21. My husband says, he just knew I was the one because I laughed at his jokes and we had fun doing mundane things. We’ve been together for 35 years and married for 33. I knew he was the one too. He’s the best man I’ve ever met.

  22. The whole constitutional situation is completely fucked. A country, but a country with no power in the Union seat of government. A country, but a country that can't have a democratic path to self-determination. A country that isn't allowed control of its natural resources.

  23. Hmm, seems to me the Colonies felt this way about England a couple of hundred years ago. Granted, an ocean separated the Colonists and the English (and the NHS hadn’t been invented yet) but the people persevered and became the US. Scotland can do this! I doubt that England will send it’s military into Scotland to put down a rebellion. And if they do, I suspect there would be serious worldwide repercussions for their actions.

  24. This is like asking an abuser if it’s ok to leave the relationship.

  25. It’s for long fire place matches. I made something like that in junior high.

  26. A 3 week trip to Scotland with my eldest daughter. We both love history, art, architecture, food and hiking. We’ve spent the last year learning Scottish Gaelic. At this point I think we sound like confident toddlers😂.

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