This is radio x and eh I just seen a report that people were late for work because there were leaves on the track, just wondering if leaves are ever late for work because there’s people on the tracks
So, there was this fella, right, 70 years old, no hair, no teeth, nappy on. Went into an off license, they wouldn't serve him cause they thought he was a baby.
They're all blonde bastards, from the future
It's a nice chest, but full of wires.
His arm were in perfect shape, it were just through his chest
You made me laugh at a man's arms going through his chest!
That one from 4 non blondes with the top hat and the goggles!
You're thinking of Snork!
This is radio x and eh I just seen a report that people were late for work because there were leaves on the track, just wondering if leaves are ever late for work because there’s people on the tracks
I seem to have run out of words. I wonder if Steve Baxter's got any for me.
Lunatics, that's who
Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.
I thought the answer was Mars Attacks and that I'd accidentally stumbled into
Cor bilmy guvnor
Get out.
Every time adam flexes you finish your drink
STOP! STOP! STOP! ADAM, STOP!
(TWOK spoiler)
What pub is it? I wouldn't mind having one of them
Turns out it's actually run by a couple of chimps.
Pop that in the bin.
We'll get a new spy balloon, one with an untwistable fuselage!
Well done. You win tickets to an illegal rave. You'll be loving that.
Razorlight. One of yer mam's?
If this is "Bob more, Lee" we are never doing it again.
Mr Marley has been dead these seven years. He died seven years ago this very night.
Well done n that. Rastaman Vibration in the post.
Properly policed.
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TRUE BRI'ISH GEEZER
Geezers need excitement, if their lives don't provide them this, they incite violence. Common sense, simple common sense.
I don't know if there are any books specifically about chess programming, but the
Missionary: Impossible S11E15 is one of my all time favorites. Could've easily been in any of the "golden age" seasons.
Jolly sodding Xmas, Major!
Lisa Gets an “A” (mostly bc of the Pinchy side story)
My friend and I watch Weekend at Burnsie's every 4/20.
Cheese.
Why am I just feeding a baby cheese?
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I seem to have run out of words. I wonder if Steve Baxter's got any for me.
How bad is that?
So, there was this fella, right, 70 years old, no hair, no teeth, nappy on. Went into an off license, they wouldn't serve him cause they thought he was a baby.