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Loggers gently rescue exhausted moose using a claw crane

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This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

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An amazing showing.

I needed this today

[Happy crab noises]

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I, personally, hope every rail union goes on strike and shuts this entire nation down.

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I'm in this with you.

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A golden splash of respect

This hits me right in the feels

Boldly go where we haven't been in a long, long time.

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Listen, get educated, and get involved.

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  1. single or at least not significantly involved enough with someone to have them sleep over at yours (one pillow)

  2. Also a frequent masturbator - tissue box, blotchy stains on the centre of mattress

  3. You cannot count on them for anything and they feel accountable for nothing. They are late for everything. They cannot be relied on.

  4. Digging Up Mother: A Love Story by Doug Stanhope. It’s irreverent, crazy but all the more a glimpse into a life so interesting and how hilarious he puts really uncomfortable situations. One of the best I’ve listened to. A good departure from the usual type of books that we read to expand our horizons and push us to the limits of humour.

  5. I just saw it last night and I walked out after the 2nd act. Everyone around me was nodding off. I had great seats but I can’t waste more of my time. It’s 5hr 15min

  6. Gyles Brandredth’s Oscar Wilde Murder Mysteries series. Enjoy!

  7. Yes breakup with him. Your best birthday present to yourself. At this point you’re done anyway, and you’re just making yourself miserable. He’s using you and an excess baggage that’s sabotaging your success and happiness.

  8. This wouldn’t have happened if the loggers weren’t destroying the moose’s habitat :(

  9. Who made this poll? Probs not a Capricorn since Gemini is not on the list

  10. The boyfriend is attracted to the crazy. Both his mother and girlfriend are exhibiting similar traits.

  11. Agreed, railways can be automated and people are meant to do meaningful and more skilled work.

  12. It depends. A textbook Capricorn is dressed in classic feminine looks, polished and looks expensive. Some may even think it’s boring.

  13. Lily Collins in Emily in Paris before she got a bad boob job

  14. for intensive purposes i think you mean tell tale

  15. You mean for all intents and purposes? Also this expression is inappropriate here…

  16. What is skinny weight and height ratio? What is average weight and height?

  17. To be honest, maybe he really doesn’t care and you just want to think that he cares. Take capricorn males’ actions at face value. If they want you, you’d know. If they care, you’d know.

  18. We observe, analyse, and measure our dates if they are up to our standards. Does the other person present themselves in a classy way? Do they know how to behave in polite society? Are they intelligent, well-read, eloquent and most of all, witty? Do they carry themselves with dignity and poise? Are they nice to service staff? Are they neat, well-groomed, and have good hygiene?

  19. Be better - clearly you are not proving your worth and security that makes it impractical for her to choose you. Once you have shown that you are reliable, trustworthy and successful, then she will trust you and all logic and practicality go out the window.

  20. While I certainly appreciate the sentiment, if Elon is involved, he'll screw it up somehow.

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