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  1. i just call my cat ridiculous nicknames ranging from “my sweetest darling cheese boy” to “fucking asshole” in a baby voice

  2. the idea is nice and all but i just finished uzumaki earlier today and. yeah.

  3. people raising their voices at me. suddenly im a scared little kid again getting screamed at by my mom

  4. well, the fact that i am no longer in a relationship with him says a lot. i knew of his issues before the relationship and wanted to love and support him through those, and for a while things were good. then he started a massive downward spiral, smoking, lashing out, not taking care of himself, etc. having mental health problems myself i did my best to help but it developed into me feeling like his therapist and kind of mentally checking out of the relationship. finally, i wasn’t doing too good mentally and asked him for support and he broke up with me over text after five months, saying that he wasn’t in the right emotional space for a relationship. no shit.

  5. talking shit about their partner behind their back instead of talking directly to their partner. from my experience (having been the one shit talked about) your partner will always find out and that will cause bigger problems than if you just went to them in the first place

  6. axolotls. they’re so odd looking but in the most endearing way possible, and you can tell by looking at them that there are No Thoughts inside that head

  7. only time i find benadryl cucumber patch attractive is as doctor strange. idk why but the goatee makes his face look a lot less weird

  8. saw hadestown on tour in spokane (absolutely phenomenal btw) and as the workers left at the end of act i someone must have not turned the mics off cause we could hear the actors talking and laughing, saying stuff like “we fucking killed it” lmao. would have killed to see their expressions when they realized the mics were still on 😭

  9. i feel like i’m one of the few people that this question is a dilemma for lol. my dream job is to act on broadway, and if i was guaranteed to be successful… it’s a very hard decision

  10. this. my mom died suddenly when i was 13, so you can imagine the affect that had on my psyche

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