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This is how ice machine works

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San Francisco will allow police to deploy robots that kill

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I'm genuinely flabbergasted.

When the love is out of control.

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When you come across a feel-good thing.

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Who was actually the worst President ever?

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Can't stop seeing stars

Did somebody say 'Murica?

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When you follow your heart, love is the answer



AITA for not gifting my nephew as nice a gift as his cousins because his parents are poor?

ARGH!

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A smol, delicate danger noodle.

Staring into the abyss and it's staring right back

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*Lowers face into palm*

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

Are you being serious right now?


  1. Even though a pita is a kind of bread, they actually meant P.I.T.A. pain in the ass. Hope that clears things up.

  2. There's a deadly strain of Strep A circulating in young kids. Just to be safe I'd ring emergency for advice.

  3. This is fear mongering more than good advice.. Yes the news reports 6 rare child deaths in the UK from this, but that comes with symptoms different from this.

  4. The only people who benefit from republicanism are evil people and rich people, and the only people who vote Republican are evil people and stupid people.

  5. Either a 429 or a 460, rather gimped by emissions, which is nice.

  6. Kinda nerdy but I did that with a few big fan leaves from my first grow. Page 420 of all my old college textbooks.

  7. SQL IS a language. You can read documentation of system functions and configurations and whatnot in Spanish or French or whatever, but the keywords and syntax of a programming language ARE the language. You could write custom functions to do what you want... But just no.

  8. Are you just trying to find the code? Try this if you are on SSMS.

  9. Incidentally, San Francisco entered into a contract with Cyberdyne Systems and the project is called Skynet.

  10. Congratulations! If you've got the old man's contact info, just hit him up at a time you think probably works for him and be straight. You don't have to give him a speech but say you care about his kid and care about his blessing.

  11. I picked it up for her and put it in the sink. She just assumed I would clean up after her.

  12. My downvote (you were at -2 when I got here) is because your comment doesn't add to the conversation. That's literally what commenting and voting are for.

  13. I got rid of all my concert tees when I was 24 and trying to "grow up". Still have a mustard plug shirt and a midtown shirt though.

  14. How is this not higher. Literally responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths. Let China into the WTO. Deregulated the economy into financial oblivion. There were some presidents whose inactions were very consequential but I’d argue he had the worst, most consequential actions, making him the worst.

  15. Mine was like that. Doesn't really indicate how you'll fare though. My wife's was like that too and she got got while I made it look easy.

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