1. In The Odyssey the main character introduces themselves as "Nobody" to a cyclops, then, when they kill the cyclops, he shouts "Help! Nobody is hurting me!" And, since that's a pretty absurd thing to scream, noone comes to help him

  2. This reminds me of when my kindergarten class would do full blown wars on the football field after school. We had actual commanders, bases, and, organization. One of them was were both sides would go forward and hurl stones into the air to pelt the enemy team before retreating. We found a big ass plank that's exactly like in the pic and our commander assigned me and a couple other kids to carry and ram it into enemy lines

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  4. Shout out to my sixth grade English teacher who only taught us Greek mythology instead of the English curriculum

  5. For those who didn't read about Odysseus, basically he decided to pull a devious lick on Poseidon's son by stealing his cheese and bread and shit. Poseidon's son, who also happened to be a cyclops, was notably furious when he found his supplies of bread and smegma ravished. So, being a cyclops, found it pretty poggers to eat Odysseus's men for being an asshole. A few days later and multiple men died, Odysseus had the idea of getting this cyclops drunk as fuck. Odysseus gave the Cyclops some mean lean, and the Cyclops was conked out. They then got a big sharp stick, and decided to play "Eject the Imposter" with the Cyclops' eye being the imposter and the big sharp stick being the eject button. Since the Cyclops was so sus for murdering blue and purple, he was ejected from his own eyesight. Notably angered at this light punishment, he decided to kill everyone once more. One thing about this fat fucking blind cyclops is that he was a sheep farmer, and milked the sheep for the cheese he had. So, Odysseus, being the sussy little baka he is, grabbed on to the bottom of the sheep, so when they went out to graze on that loud, the Cyclops wouldn't know that they were leaving to. And so, with the exception of a brave flute player who distracted the Cyclops with his sick replay of "The World On Fire", everyone escaped who made it that far on being alive. Then, Odysseus got on his ship with his men, and the Cyclops came running out because he was extremely pissed that his only form of man meat just left. Him, being blind and stupid, decided to throw boulders all willy nilly trying to knock the casting ship into the ocean below. He didn't hit, because of his blindness, and Odysseus decided to mock him for being a dumb fuck, and said out his own name to be like "Haha dumb bitch we knew you were sus". So, the Cyclops, being the son of a god, decided to say to Poseidon, the moderator of the sea, "They we're posting memes in general" and Poseidon had to set the ban hammer on Odysseus, which was basically causing him hell for around 2 years of his life and 20 years for everybody else. And that is the story of Odysseus.

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