A few years back I would send emails to my buddy and write multiple lines of "i love machine gun Kelly" in a white font at the bottom. You wouldn't know it's there unless you click-dragged, but after a while it changed all his advertising algorithms to just serve him machine gun Kelly news articles, advertising, music videos, etc. He thought MGK was stalking him. Good times!
He looks like the record labels public relations interpretation of what a rockstar should look like. His little rat face and California tattoo make me feel stabby.
I’m fairly convinced the World’s Sexiest Man Alive award is sold to the highest bidder, which makes sense of so many of the judges on The Voice winning it
Nobody understood that. I read several articles trying to make sense of why the most generic looking white guy won Sexiest Man Alive. Buzzfeed even published
As a UK resident I can confirm that every grandma smoking a cig outside the caravan on every cheap holiday I went on as a kid, looked exactly like Rod Stewart, and that’s not a compliment to either party…
Him being considered hot, seems like it was a big joke that no-one got, and in order not to seem stupid, people just went "yea... I guess I can see it. Yeah, he is hot." And it spiraled out of control.
I find them grotesque. The fake body parts, fake marriages, fake relationships, fake "reality" show, fake "oopsie" release of a sex tape to gain popularity and the disgusting mother who manipulates and uses her children for personal gain. And the asses. The pocked, massive, disproportionate, unrealistic giant fat-filled fake asses that are air-brushed and photoshopped in fake images spread all over media making girls and women feel like that's somehow an ideal they should aspire to. Seriously fuck the Kardashians. They need cancellation like now.
Exactly. I had to put up with a life sized cardboard cutout looming at me from across the bedroom for years 'cause the missus would absolutely cream her panties every time he came on the TV and refused to let me throw it out.
She is relying way too much on plastic surgery for her modeling. I remember when models had to work the camera and stand out. She seems like a nice person. I don’t see the appeal as a high end fashion model though.
It seems like some of you are naming celebrities people find hot but you dont, not actual sex symbols though. Like Prince, he's a well known sex symbol. Or Marilyn Monroe
Yeah this post is all just insert random celebrity that’s borderline attractive but not my type. Idek what classifies as a sex symbol but it’s definitely not Pete Davidson lmao.
There's lots of people who fall under the category of "conventionally attractive". There's laws to it, primarily facial symmetry and lack of imperfections or markings. That being said, i watched her in New Girl and that human has no facial expressions. Nothing other than her mouth moves. Its genuinely creepy. facial personality is what makes someone attractive to me. I didn't hear people go nuts about Renee Zellweger back in the day but i found her to be very attractive because of that. Stand out face > "perfection" any day, to me.
I have to assume you missed him in pre-Superman roles? The Tudors? Tristan and Isolde? Henry Cavill was always, always hot. Superman is just a clean-cut manicured character.
Literally same. Felt he looked a little TOO much like what you would imagine Superman to look like. Too polished, too angular, whatever. Then Geralt happened.
Yeah, same thing when Chloe Moretz turned 18, and more recently, Millie Bobby Brown. MBB has been so severely sexually harassed on social media, it's disgusting.
I remember stumbling upon a website forever ago that was a countdown to when the Olsen twins turned 18. Just the fact it existed tells you there were people thinking "yeah they're hot but I'm not allowed to say that out loud yet." So fucking gross and creepy
I’m a dude but come on…Brad Pitt is an objectively attractive man. Whether he’s “sexiest man in the world” or not is much more personal preference but he’s handsome and has a great physique.
Timothée Chalamet just looks like he's one of those high school kids that decides musical theatre is their entire identity and won't shut up about how much they love the Adams Family musical.
Steven Tyler. I just don't see it sorry.
Dude looks like a lady... A lady that can fit a whole grapefruit in their mouth.
Machine Gun Kelly. Literally looks like a skin sack on meth
Slenderman Aaron Carter
A few years back I would send emails to my buddy and write multiple lines of "i love machine gun Kelly" in a white font at the bottom. You wouldn't know it's there unless you click-dragged, but after a while it changed all his advertising algorithms to just serve him machine gun Kelly news articles, advertising, music videos, etc. He thought MGK was stalking him. Good times!
I've never been attracted to Adam Levine
I keep confusing him with Adam Devine.
He just looks like a meth addict without the sores…
Looks Iike the school bully who couldn't get in the police academy
He looks like the record labels public relations interpretation of what a rockstar should look like. His little rat face and California tattoo make me feel stabby.
Blake Shelton. I couldn't see it when they voted him sexiest man, I still can't see it a few years on.
I’m fairly convinced the World’s Sexiest Man Alive award is sold to the highest bidder, which makes sense of so many of the judges on The Voice winning it
Whoever the judges were, they were absolutely paid off. His head is lumpy rectangle.
Someone once said he looks like a "jar of hot mayonnaise," and I couldn't agree more.
Friendly reminder that he ran over a turtle on purpose, bragged about it on Twitter, and gave a half assed apology after getting backlash.
Dude is like the 4th sexiest judge on The Voice
My favorite line about this, I can't remember who said it, was "Sexiest man alive? He isn't even sexiest man at your friends bbq". Just floored me.
Nobody understood that. I read several articles trying to make sense of why the most generic looking white guy won Sexiest Man Alive. Buzzfeed even published
Rod Stewart.
As a UK resident I can confirm that every grandma smoking a cig outside the caravan on every cheap holiday I went on as a kid, looked exactly like Rod Stewart, and that’s not a compliment to either party…
Hello, fellow old person (with whom I completely agree)!
Do ya think I’m sexy…and you want my body…
Machine gun Kelly. Gross. Someone missing a greasy idiotic teenager?
Someone referred to him as Twink-182 and I can never not call him that now.
beards weird
Wait the dude is considered a sex symbol?
I was expecting the top comment to be Pete Davidson, but his best bud will do
Machine gun Kelly,bro looks like kevin federline.
He's considered a sex symbol? Damn, you learn something new everyday
MGK, Travis Barker, Pete Davidson all fall under the male answer to the manic pixie dream girl.
Strangely I thought this of Pete Davidson, but Mgk also reminds me of Jared Leto's Joker
MGK has the biggest “you’re lucky they’re holding me back bro” vibe just looking at him.
I've never understood Adam Levine's hype... always looked slimy and assholish for me. Same with James Franco.
His tattoos look like a child’s leg cast after it’s been signed by everyone in school.
Levine just reeks of disingenuous douche. I can smell it through the internet.
Dave Franco is the real attractive Franco brother
Pete Davidson
Yes, Adam Levine has got beady eyes which makes him look like something is not right with him.
Adam Levine looks like he went to a tattoo artist and said “I wanna look like a tattoo guy”
Kim Kardashian. She looks like a weird collection of spare parts.
It's like someone tried to draw a blowup doll from memory.
She is spare parts, bud.
Theseus' Person
I saw a picture once of her standing next to normal people and it kind of highlighted how inhuman she looks in comparison.
Her face looks lifeless
She has Michael Jackson syndrome; every picture that is five or six years apart from each other displays what looks like two different people.
That family is 50% plastic and very proud of it
Every time I see a picture of her she looks less and less like what she started out looking like. She’s almost unrecognizable.
Cardi B. I just don’t get it. Kinda line the Kardashians.
Gwyneth Parthlow, i was suprised she was voted sexiest woman...she reminds me of the crazy moms at school.
The crazy mom dialed to 11 who tries to invite everyone she meets into a ponzi scheme.
Yeah, she's pretty, but I've always felt she had the sex appeal of a banana slug.
My husband likes her. I think it’s because of Margot Tenenbaum, though. The mysterious smart girl kink.
I think she probably is a crazy mom
Pete Davidson. I think I could find a look alike at my nearest gas station
I think you'll find Pete Davidson at a gas station anyway
Mick Jager
As my dad once said “Yeah, but he’s ugly all the way to the bank.”
I´d say that Mick Jagger won´t find Mick Jagger attractive, but that man has quite the charisma.
The man's got child bearing lips.
He dated a lot of women and apparently
NOT FUNNAY!
Any one of the fake butt implant people
Real butt implants only for this guy
Chrissy Teigen. She looks like a plastic sloth.
Damn this comment section is filled with some hilarious roasts.
She looks like a cabbage patch kid or one of those old panty hose dolls
The cheeks, the lips, the nose, who knows what else ... she took all her procedures too far
She has a weird face plus privilege that came out of nowhere. Plus, she’s a really mean person.
And from what I heard, she's really an unpleasant person. Someone joked that she probably bullied John Legend into marriage
She uses heavy photoshop on her pictures now too, most of the time can’t even tell what her real face looks like.
I always thought she looked like the Predator
She looks like she's in a perpetual state of having a too hot pizza roll in her mouth.
That’s an insult to sloths please take it back
She's like 75% forehead, I've absolutely never understood the hype
She's always looked like an unmasked predator to me
pete davidson. never got it never will
I saw a comment that said he has line cook energy, and I think that’s very accurate
You don't like the struggling for life look?
Him being considered hot, seems like it was a big joke that no-one got, and in order not to seem stupid, people just went "yea... I guess I can see it. Yeah, he is hot." And it spiraled out of control.
How in the fuck is Pete Davidson considered a sex symbol?
Pete Davidson is exactly what a ventriloquist dummy would look like if it came to life.
Looking at his face makes me feel very uncomfortable for some weird reason, not pleasant at all.
The new Addias spokesman guy? Heard he was dating Tom Brady now.
Any Kardashian
First read this as "Andy Kardashian" Was puzzled how I'd never heard of that one haha
I find them grotesque. The fake body parts, fake marriages, fake relationships, fake "reality" show, fake "oopsie" release of a sex tape to gain popularity and the disgusting mother who manipulates and uses her children for personal gain. And the asses. The pocked, massive, disproportionate, unrealistic giant fat-filled fake asses that are air-brushed and photoshopped in fake images spread all over media making girls and women feel like that's somehow an ideal they should aspire to. Seriously fuck the Kardashians. They need cancellation like now.
I have never, in my life, heard more about the Kardashians than I have from redditors bragging about how much they don't care about them.
Kim kardashian, I've never seen her as attractive at all
Sarah Jessica Parker's PR team worked overtime to convince the world she was a sex symbol.
Came looking for her. I don't think she's ugly but not some super babe people tried to make her out to be.
I agree EXCEPT for Hocus Pocus. She’s a goth smoke show in Hocus Pocus.
She and Adam Driver need to hook up and have a pony.
I liked her as the perky gf in LA Story, she seemed "real" but ever since I don't see the appeal.
I think she is less a sex symbol and more a fashion icon.
John Legend. Guy looks like a walking talking bee sting.
idk i think he looks like
Chrissy Teigen as well, overrated pair as far as looks go.
Norman Reedus...always looked like wet dog chained up outside too long to me.
Exactly. I had to put up with a life sized cardboard cutout looming at me from across the bedroom for years 'cause the missus would absolutely cream her panties every time he came on the TV and refused to let me throw it out.
I really don't get how he manages to always have his hair look extremely greasy.
People find him attractive?
Tom Brady. My man looks like Vigo Mortensen in a funhouse mirror
He gives me serial killer vibes. I don’t know why.
I will not be able to unsee this.
Bella Hadid.
To me she always looks as though she’s in The Matrix
rareinsults
‘Tried to create Cate Blanchett using the character creator from Skyrim’ 😂😂😂
Hahaha that is an excellent description of her 😂
She is absolutely an Altmer
I think her major inspiration was Carla Bruni, but I get what you mean.
She is relying way too much on plastic surgery for her modeling. I remember when models had to work the camera and stand out. She seems like a nice person. I don’t see the appeal as a high end fashion model though.
It seems like some of you are naming celebrities people find hot but you dont, not actual sex symbols though. Like Prince, he's a well known sex symbol. Or Marilyn Monroe
Then my answer is Madonna.
Yeah this post is all just insert random celebrity that’s borderline attractive but not my type. Idek what classifies as a sex symbol but it’s definitely not Pete Davidson lmao.
Not so much current, but David Hasselhoff. What the fuck.
Ok but hear me out…. Knight Rider David Hasselhoff?
Hasselhoff like Burt Reynolds has looks from a bygone era.
As a man I see the appeal
he's like real life Zapp Brannigan
Don't you ever disrespect the man that reunited Germany again!
Danny DeVito, and I totally see it
They said sex symbol, not sex god.
It’s the magnum dong.
I’d let him unzip me.
Jesus what a specimen
The legendary Danny threaD.
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My husband swears he does not see the attraction to Megan Fox everyone else sees.
She looked good before all the plastic but she was never a good actress
There's lots of people who fall under the category of "conventionally attractive". There's laws to it, primarily facial symmetry and lack of imperfections or markings. That being said, i watched her in New Girl and that human has no facial expressions. Nothing other than her mouth moves. Its genuinely creepy. facial personality is what makes someone attractive to me. I didn't hear people go nuts about Renee Zellweger back in the day but i found her to be very attractive because of that. Stand out face > "perfection" any day, to me.
A man in my 30s. I'm with your husband. She had some appeal when we were younger but I really don't see it anymore.
At one point in time, I would have answered Henry Cavill, and then I found "The Witcher." Just damn.
That scene where he walks into Yennefers mask orgy is one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen.
I have to assume you missed him in pre-Superman roles? The Tudors? Tristan and Isolde? Henry Cavill was always, always hot. Superman is just a clean-cut manicured character.
As someone once said "I'm straight, but not THAT straight."
Someone used Henry Cavill as an example of hot vs attractive. Henry Cavill as superman is attractive but not hot, Henry Cavill as the Witcher is hot
Yeah, always thought he looked too smooth & perfect, but loved him in the Witcher, he looked so ruff ruff.
Literally same. Felt he looked a little TOO much like what you would imagine Superman to look like. Too polished, too angular, whatever. Then Geralt happened.
(Speaking for someone else)
I think he looks like a thumb
"Channing Tatum looks like he can't read." - unknown
He’s a golden retriever that somehow got turned into a person, I swear.
He looks like he needs help reading a menu
I’ve never understood this one either. He’s not attractive at all to me.
Timothée Chalamet
He should be writing romantic poetry while dying of ague.
He's playing a young Willy Wonka and that seems absolutely appropriate.
He's an Italian dress shoe come to life
He looks like a Dickensian orphan
He's at the intersection of "Wet Victorian Orphan" and "Little Elf Prince" which is exactly what the girlies of the internet are here for.
He looks like the ghost of a Victorian child
Well he looks about 12 to me, so I find it creepy lol.
Kim kardashian ,I dont understand why people adore plastic so much
Cardi B.
I'll get a lot of flack for this, but Ariana Grande. She's absolutely adorable, but she just has always looked like a teenager to me.
Yeah, same thing when Chloe Moretz turned 18, and more recently, Millie Bobby Brown. MBB has been so severely sexually harassed on social media, it's disgusting.
I remember stumbling upon a website forever ago that was a countdown to when the Olsen twins turned 18. Just the fact it existed tells you there were people thinking "yeah they're hot but I'm not allowed to say that out loud yet." So fucking gross and creepy
The Hadid sisters
this thread shows me that no matter how "good-looking" u are, there's always going to be ppl who think otherwise
Harry Styles. Looks like someone dipped a hobo in glue and then kicked him through The GAP.
Jared Leto
Jordan Catalano is the God tier fuck boi
Tom Cruise, ugh...
Even without the whole Scientology thing, he's just not attractive in my eyes. His smile alone give me the creeps.
His front tooth is in the center of his mouth and it is unsettling.
Russell Brand
Danielle Bregoli. People were foaming at the mouth when she turned 18, felt gross to even think about it.
Out of curiosity, I looked into her current situation. She has made over $50 Million on OnlyFans since turning 18. That's insane
The "cash me outside" girl? I had no idea people thought of her as a sex symbol.
I’m a dude but come on…Brad Pitt is an objectively attractive man. Whether he’s “sexiest man in the world” or not is much more personal preference but he’s handsome and has a great physique.
I’ve never found Ben Afleck or Bruce Willis attractive
Ben Afleck is just so… basic. There’s nothing interesting about the way he looks
Cara Delevinge looks like the girl that yells “MOVE IT FOOTBALL HEAD” at Hey Arnold.
Harry Styles. I don’t get it
Same, he reminds me of the guy everyone had a crush on in junior high because nobody knew what they actually found attractive yet.
Tom holland. He looks like a child
Yeah most his fans are young teens/tweens
People see him as a sex symbol? I always thought he was cute but like, in an “aww, he would have been a great middle school boyfriend” kind of way.
Madonna. Like girl, you are in your granny era lets not try and act like a gen z.
Was't she British for awhile? Someone did a comedy bit on this, but I remember that phase when she spoke with a British lilt in her voice.
She had her day though.
Any of the Kardasians. They are all just so plastic. Ugh!
Most supermodels. I just personally don’t find many of them attractive.
The supermodels aren't there to look pretty , they are there to make the clothes look pretty.
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian both make me want to not be attracted to women.
Fun fact, Paris Hilton dedicated her sextape to the victims of 9/11
Troye Sivan or Timothée Chalamet
Chalamet is an escaped to reality Tim Burton character. Or an elf? Maybe a fairy?
Scrawny boys who look like they have never known the touch of sunlight are some people’s type. I am included in some people
Timothée Chalamet just looks like he's one of those high school kids that decides musical theatre is their entire identity and won't shut up about how much they love the Adams Family musical.
Timothée Chalamet looks like he is recovering from cholera
Gweneth Paltrow. Most beautiful woman! Really
She looks rich, but not hot. Her mom was pretty though, back in the day.
Pamela Anderson. Kim Kardashian. Megan Fox.
Rod Stewart. He has always looked like a hamster caught in a vacuum cleaner.