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I think some indigenous people used to eat salmon loads. I had a fish testicle myself once. Or I think that's what it was, there was a bit of a language barrier and I ate a lot of weird stuff that night.
There's this Japanese/Korean movie 'Sex Zero' ( I don't remember fully) or something. Two guys try to do the same thing cumming on a pan and it turns out really well like an omelet. Suddenly his friends enters the room and eats it.
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When I was young and read the bible I thought God was so mean to have destroyed the whole cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Now, the older I get and see how gross humans really are, I think to myself, God was pretty restrained....
I go to this subreddit thinking everytime "Is this the day that I actual gag seeing something?" I have a pretty tough stomach but this made my stomach hurt with the hard lurch. I imagined it's stench wafted through my noise as it's burning, coating it in its unmistakable smell.
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The bite of 87 million sperms
He’s now as powerful as 87 million unborn children combined
He went Super Seymen.
And alot of data too
In my bio book, below 60 million sperms and you are officially classified as infertile.
The man behind the slaughter
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
On this day it became known as the nut of silence... It was a great tragedy that day 😔
He didn’t even cook it right
There's a right way?!
Fucker be jerking off to MasterChef
I prefer mine over easy
I prefer mine moon side up
Basically treat it like egg whites when cooking with cum.
Is that his fucking tip in the first picture lmaooo
That's what I assumed it was lol
🗿🗿🗿🗿
100 percent lol
Mf didn't just caramelize cum 😐
He took the shortcut. Gotta go low and slow
Who is really out here doing this type of shit? Do these people not stop and evaluate their thoughts before acting on them?
There is much worse stuff here. People are freaks
just be glad he didnt get his buddies to come around and make an omlette
This seems like a great idea of a joke when you are drunk/high on drugs.
its a kink bro
What tf is this
All natural mayonnaise
[удалено]
Man mayo
Enough Reddit for this year. Thanks.
I think some indigenous people used to eat salmon loads. I had a fish testicle myself once. Or I think that's what it was, there was a bit of a language barrier and I ate a lot of weird stuff that night.
Why the fuck did you have to drag Kalles Kaviar into this, you absolute monster?
He’s tying to impregnate the fish eggs
To make sure all the Swedes knows he’s one of us.
Well.. no food for me today after seeing that sh*t
But it's not shit
This is top 5 most fucked up things seen on this sub
Oh dear God! 🤢
Ew! That tubed caviar looks disgusting
What’s worse is he has the fish roe with it. Is he trying to make a new species?
Flicking Swedes
Eh, as a born a raised swede I can officially cast him out of the country
Came for this comment.
Kallen mätitahna👍
Kalles kaviar👎🤢🤮🇸🇪 Kallen mätitahna😋🥵🇫🇮👍
The blue tube is Kalles Kaviar. Famous Caviar in Sweden
cum omelette NSFW obviously
cumlette
gag
I hate that there is a whole section dedicated to this 🤢
I hate the fact that I share country with whoever this is.. he absolutely disgraces Kalles Kaviar
Mmmmm, fried children.
Liquid Man Bacon
Ewwwwww 😩
Does this count as cannibalism
Tes
This is like the vice magazine article where the girl cooked and ate her period eggs.
What?! 🤢🤮
I can never eat that caviar again
isn‘t kaviar black, or transparent? and not wierd meaty pink
That motherfcker ate his own jizz
With caviar
Proteens
Crunchy
I hope you have a terrible day OP :(
:(
Are u complaining about fucked up shit on make me suffer subreddit?
Of course they’re Swedish
As a Finn I must agree. 😅🤷🏼♂️
Eeeehhh
Typical swedes
tf is wrong with you
what the fuck
Some of this genuinely made me gag.. Looks lke alcohol for dinner tonight for me.
People are upset about abortions but this monster can do this???
Mm i love kalles kaviar
NEJ NU JÄVLAR
What that smell like
Yk, swallowing is one thing but that's just nasty.
Disgusting 🤢.
Inte kalles kaviar!
You just had to know it had to be a swede coming up with such a horrific idea.
🎶 And we would love you to join us for a bite 🎶
Ew. Kalles?
Should have been Svennes
AAAAAHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO
what the FUCK is the gren shit in the...cake?
Nooooo!!! Ur giving some fuked up hentai artist some ideas
Nah you got it backwards he saw hentai and that is where his idea came from
i am beyond disbelief
Shake n bake
I really really wish you didn’t post this lol
Once again, THATS ALL FOLKS!!!!
Well, this doesn't make me feel better
Yeah... I think I'll rather eat surstromming
It cums preheated- you don’t need to put it in a pan.
Caramalized cum
Is this like cremating?
Fried Kids
Personally. I would have used a nonstick pan.
When you’re reincarnated and shot into hell.
Imagine the fucking smell
And I wish I can unsee.
Classic English Tory breakfast that
He burned it
Mmmmm denatured albumin
Yeah that isn’t vegan is it…
This reminds me of a time on edtwitter , this guy nutted on random foods and counted the calorie and rated the food if it was good or not
Im physically gagging
He just burned millions of children alive...
Some of y’all have never watched cum omelette before and it shows
oh man, that's SO burnt. Look, if you are going to cook cum, pretend it's eggwhite, it's a pretty close analogy. terrible.
I feel like this is something drake would do
why tho
😔
What. The. Fuck
zatvornitsa
Hitler never really died huh
That was worse then I thought it would be
Cannabalism
Oh my god that’s the nastiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life and I’ve been watching gore since rotten.com
Kwispy
Dude. I was having a good day.
I prefer swimmy sashimi, thanks.
I’ve seen a lot of gross things on reddit, but this is the first Reddit post to actually make me gag…
Norrlänningar
There's this Japanese/Korean movie 'Sex Zero' ( I don't remember fully) or something. Two guys try to do the same thing cumming on a pan and it turns out really well like an omelet. Suddenly his friends enters the room and eats it.
but why
This honestly made me fucking nauseous
This was it. I am now unfollowing this sub
All these uncultured swine that have never seen “Cumlette” on efukt
Wtf is wrong with you
bro wasted a whole generation........ Slide some tho
I wonder how
I imagine burnt marshmallows
This is an affront to god
This made me leave the sub.
🤢 it worked
shittyfoodporn
Dude didnt bother to apply non stick spray 🙂
What a horrible way yo waste Kalles
castiron
let me have a bite i "always wondered what children taste like"
post this to
Congratulations, you ruined my dinner!
That’s disgusting in every way possible. He might as well blow his load into his mouth and swallow it.
To be fair, his load is going into his mouth to be swallowed. Just adding some extra steps along the way.
Whew this one got me
How did I get here?
castiron
This is going to make me kill myself
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That’s enough internet for today
I hate this.
Varför inte…. Yikes
Ain’t nooooo fuckin way
When I was young and read the bible I thought God was so mean to have destroyed the whole cities of Sodom and Gomorrah. Now, the older I get and see how gross humans really are, I think to myself, God was pretty restrained....
I go to this subreddit thinking everytime "Is this the day that I actual gag seeing something?" I have a pretty tough stomach but this made my stomach hurt with the hard lurch. I imagined it's stench wafted through my noise as it's burning, coating it in its unmistakable smell.
Im going to struggle to eat Kalle's kaviar for a while 🤮
So anyways I'm grabbing the rope and chair
hell nah
Nice cock
I want to die now
Brotein
……but why?
This is cannibalism
Of course its sweden
This genuinely made me gag, and that's a very hard thing to do.
This is the first time I’ve seen something on Reddit that made me Gag.
Me looking at my dead child: 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Kalles Kaviar :D
Finally, something worse than vomit cake
Caramelized Cum?! wtf
That’s just plain nasty. You don’t just eat unseasoned fried protein, man, have a little decency.
I've always wondered what happens if you nut into a deep fryer this is the closest answer I've found.
Well then. I'm off to bash my head against a wall, hoping the brain damage will remove this from my memory
The fucking kalles kaviar dude 💀💀💀
Kalles Kaviar 🙏
Eldians whenever they see a titan
I threw up in my mouth while eating
Å nej..
Human caviar
Of course it’s Swedish
fried babies
A whole new meaning to “kids meal”
this makes me feel physically unwell..
There is this person I hate in class he’s always asking for food so this seems like a good way to get some payback
Mans just fried the next generation
Forbidden mayonaise.
Cumviar
I mean, Kalles contains fish sperm, so...
Ofcourse they're swedish if they're doing this
Jesus Christ who the fuck eats tubed caviar! That’s an absolute abomination!
Very popular in Sweden.
The most disgusting thing in this picture, is the tubed up "kalles" kaviar