Yeah, just the thought of someone doing a quick wipe with one ply of toilet paper, flushing, and then just going about their day with a buttcrack full of wet feces honestly grosses me out. Even imagining how it must feel makes me clinch cringe.
This might be the reason he shits himself multiple times a year. (OP shitting yourself every few months is not normal and you should see a doctor or maybe check when you wipe!)
Well OP definitely is walking around with shit between his ass and just thinks that normal. When he says 1 wipe is enough, he probably means it's enough that he doesn't have shit falling down his pants the rest of the day. He likely thinks it's normal to have a nice layer of shit smeared between his ass cheeks.
It is but depending on the age and health issues it can be common. Older people lose urinary and bowel control that starts out like this. Can also be other gi health issues including cancer. I had to have my colon removed and ended up with a bag that emptied from my small intestines. Then once everything healed I got reconnected but no large intestine. (Which is where your poo gets it’s solid formation). I had occasion accidents while my body remembered how to start functioning that way again. I wore a pad all the time. Thankfully it was never much and I could always get to a bathroom quick to dispose of and clean up. Possibly he has had some gi surgeries in the past. A lot of people have these issues. Roughly 150k people a year lose part of their intestines and those who don’t end up with a bag have these problems. I was lucky and my body remembered what it had forgotten to do, from lack of use, rather fast. I was never happier.
There's many things that can cause you to shit yourself. I've never done it but I have been close many times due to IBS and/or stress, even with a healthy diet and exercise.
I'm dying at your comment. But as a related note I knew a girl who had to take off her glasses (and every piece of clothing) when she shit. She'd leave her glasses in the bathroom, so I always knew how regular she was 🤦♀️🤣
Maybe you don't look at the first one okay I get it. At least go a second time to double check that there's no residual left? Now I'm just wondering how many people don't look at their toilet paper. Can we all please start wiping our butt properly? Or maybe just in general being clean when we go to the bathroom, as in washing her hands apparently people are missing that concept as well!
I wrap the paper around my finger then stick it in and out of my asshole. I repeat this assfucking with 4 more toilet papers. After that it is usually clean.
Check his post history. He's an alcoholic. My uncle would constantly be shitting himself because he drank nonstop every day. Probably not in the best of health
Ironically, they probably need to be looking at their poop more than most people. Poop is a great health indicator and there’s obviously something wrong
what with the random shitting yourself and the extreme near-sightedness, i think you need a life coach and medical concierge to help you get back on track as a human.
Not only is he not wiping his ass enough he mentions he balls it up. This is infuriating everytime I hear someone mention “balling up toilet paper” are you a fucking animal? Do you like getting shit everywhere? You fold it up and wipe my god so many parents have failed children evidently
It's a good idea to check to make sure there's no discolouration (possibly caused by blood) that could be an indication of an internal problem. Doctors will sometimes ask depending on your complaint.
But if you have colon cancer,blood may show up on your toilet paper and if you're not looking, you're not seeing the cancer evidence and getting closer to getting rid of that, instead of living another day with it... and one wipe is never enough, always go for two or three maybe even four, I can get four wipes out of eight squares no problem... time to get clean...
dude if you are shitting yourself because of alcoholism it is time to quit. Get help man. You said that like it is the most normal thing. You have sunken very low and don't even realize it.
Simple solution, just give it a quick second wipe with no paper. Raw dogging it gives you a much better sense of how clean you really are plus the added tactile sense will allow you to catch all the bits you did miss if any.
Here in Thailand (perhaps all of Asia) we usually don't use toilet paper, instead we use water to clean out bottoms. Coming from Europe myself, I have used paper in the past and I can honestly say that I prefer water over paper, it's much cleaner.
I swear I'll never understand how my fellow european citizens live without a bidet. In italy is just normal to have one .. I feel safer when going to Iran rather than to France ahahah (in Iran is normal to have a butt shower as well)
No fucking chance you’ve only ever wiped once. I refuse to believe this. There are times where you shit, where you don’t even need to look for awhile. You just keep wiping and wiping, then finally start checking. No way every single time you’ve crapped you’ve wiped once, pulled up your pants, and thought everything was ok. For karma, ig it’s worth it to make people think you’re a sicko
It’s funny because you’re the one believing it’s fake when it’s actually most likely real. People are actually this fucking naive and walk around with poopy butt because they don’t wanna check their TP post pooping
Hey OP, are you sure you arent lactose intolerant? I used to have a problem where I'd eat a meal and IMMEDIATELY feel like I was going to shit myself. My doctor asked me to cut out dairy. I've cut out (almost) all of it and I no longer have that problem. If I do decide to eat some dairy without taking enzymes I end up in the same boat again.
Excuse me Sir, Ma’am, comrade: I regret to inform you that your poopoo does not just neatly deposit itself in the toilet every time, and you have on many occasions rolled out of the house with that same repulsive shit lingering on your butt crack, and in some situations smeared on your ass cheek (as will happen when one is not feeling their best and has slimy consistency.) Take note.
I only get itchy if I take a dump at work because they have that one-ply truck stop TP. Sucks cause it'll get so bad that my heart starts pounding and I gotta breathe manually but the stalls are always taken up by youngpunks so I can't go in to itch my ass in private
How do you have ZERO problem SHITTING YOURSELF every few months but think it's disgusting to look at your toilet paper? I bet you smell like dirty ass since you have a dirty ass.
I wipe, move the TP a few inches away from my butt, but still adjacent to my butt and nowhere near my face, turn my head to glance at the TP, while also turning my hand to reveal the portion of the TP I just wiped with, and then discard it.
i don’t think it’s bad to check. if you’re not feeling well, it’s probably advised to check to see if there is any blood or something in it to talk to your doctor about. and if you’re pooing yourself that frequently i think you SHOULD go talk to your doctor!
Essentially, you should check when you wipe. It is important to pay attention to your body, because you can find signs of ill health in your urine and feces.
I know, from my job, that lots of grown adults don't check the paper after wiping. That being said, I read your post history and I feel like your whole account is for trolling purposes. Unless you're really out here admitting to fingering corpses on a public forum?
As a blind person I always lick it to make sure, but recently I found this app that calls in someone who has sight, to help by using the camera of my phone, so now I just show them my sheets of toilet paper and they tell me whether I'm done or not.
So let me get this straight – visually checking marks on paper in a toilet bowl from 2 feet away is more gross than rubbing poop between your butt cheeks for a day? That is the oddest logic I have ever heard.
That's disgusting. Start looking after every wipe and see how much shit is still on the paper after multiple wipes. Hopefully then you'll understand how gross you are. It's insane that you're old enough to be on reddit making posts and never figured that out.
I wipe my baby’s ass more than once… and if you have to hold your toilet paper close enough it makes you uncomfortable you might need to see an eye doctor.
so let me get this straight… you won’t check your tp after cleaning to make sure everything is gone (also who only wipes once ???) but you’re completely fine with pooping your pants every couple of months?? maybe i’m the odd one out but i haven’t pooped my pants in well over a decade, never mind doing that on the regular
The irony of thinking lookin at your toilet paper after wiping is disgusting, but not that you'd have shit residue between your crack. I bet if you got to smell your own ass, you'd pass out.
I switched to a bidet. Never looked back. I'd even say, now the idea of cleaning myself with TP is absolutely ridiculous. To put it as it was said to me : do you use dry paper towel to clean shit off of your carpet ? Didn't think so. Anyways, if by accident I would end up with shit on any body part, I'd want to clean it with water or at least a wet towel or something. The fact that in North America the use of tp to clean yourself and nothing else is quite frankly disturbing. Does the paper industry need us to buy tp that much?
How do you know if you have no skidmark issue? You don’t look at the toilet paper but you do look at your undies after? What’s the difference? If I were going to inspect one of these, it’d definitely be the terly paper, before I pull up my pants.
Check the dookie, find little seeds and other fibers in there. Inspect it to find the truth. A man not engaging with his own filth, not a man that can be trusted.
Once is never enough
Bro I’m dying and like you don’t have to pull it up to your face, there’s a distance guide I thought was just an unspoken rule
Once isn’t even enough for a pre-damage assessment, much less actually getting clean
Exactly. Check to make sure the TP is clean. Or gross.
Even after the TP is clean you keep wiping
its what some people call, (checks notes) crayon poop.
It takes 4 wipes to know you only need 3, but it takes 2 wipes to know you needed 0.
The shittiest Bond movie
That part 🤣
It takes 2 wipes to know you needed 3 wipes.
Get a bidet, fam. You'll never have to check again.
One of the comments I remember the most from reddit is:
Yeah, just the thought of someone doing a quick wipe with one ply of toilet paper, flushing, and then just going about their day with a buttcrack full of wet feces honestly grosses me out. Even imagining how it must feel makes me clinch cringe.
This might be the reason he shits himself multiple times a year. (OP shitting yourself every few months is not normal and you should see a doctor or maybe check when you wipe!)
If I only wiped once after every shit I took starting today, I’d be rotting in my own filth almost dead by next week.
A coworker of mine once started a story with “so you know it’s a good day when you shit & it’s a no-wiper”
Well OP definitely is walking around with shit between his ass and just thinks that normal. When he says 1 wipe is enough, he probably means it's enough that he doesn't have shit falling down his pants the rest of the day. He likely thinks it's normal to have a nice layer of shit smeared between his ass cheeks.
If you ain't bleeding, you ain't done cleaning
Hold on you shitting yourself every couple of months is insane
I can't even remember the last time I shit myself
lmao, people overlooking this aspect of the question was killing me.
Apparently the guy eats raw meat…alcoholic too
His post history indicates he’s an alcoholic
It is but depending on the age and health issues it can be common. Older people lose urinary and bowel control that starts out like this. Can also be other gi health issues including cancer. I had to have my colon removed and ended up with a bag that emptied from my small intestines. Then once everything healed I got reconnected but no large intestine. (Which is where your poo gets it’s solid formation). I had occasion accidents while my body remembered how to start functioning that way again. I wore a pad all the time. Thankfully it was never much and I could always get to a bathroom quick to dispose of and clean up. Possibly he has had some gi surgeries in the past. A lot of people have these issues. Roughly 150k people a year lose part of their intestines and those who don’t end up with a bag have these problems. I was lucky and my body remembered what it had forgotten to do, from lack of use, rather fast. I was never happier.
There's many things that can cause you to shit yourself. I've never done it but I have been close many times due to IBS and/or stress, even with a healthy diet and exercise.
99% sure this is a shitpost in disguise.
I'm dying at your comment. But as a related note I knew a girl who had to take off her glasses (and every piece of clothing) when she shit. She'd leave her glasses in the bathroom, so I always knew how regular she was 🤦♀️🤣
alcoholism
Crohn's disease has my 26 year old ass shitting my pants usually like once a month
This is why I think this is just a troll.
OP, are you being serious... In what fucking universe is glancing back at TP gross, but shitting your pants is not?
And why tf does he need to bring it close to him to take a look? Ppl just be out here wilding
I bet you they has the grossest dirtiest ass hole and smells bad too
I find the weirdest part is that they ball their toilet paper up. Is this normal? I always fold mine neatly like a fancy little towel.
“Are you being serious”
The last sentence of the post marks it as an obvious shitpost. I'm not really sure why everyone's not catching that.
This is obviously a troll
How do you know you're done? Have you been blindly wiping and just hoping you got it all? Good god...
Maybe you don't look at the first one okay I get it. At least go a second time to double check that there's no residual left? Now I'm just wondering how many people don't look at their toilet paper. Can we all please start wiping our butt properly? Or maybe just in general being clean when we go to the bathroom, as in washing her hands apparently people are missing that concept as well!
taste test
lucky that he doesn't need a poop knife.
This may surprise you, but OP is probably one of those people on the train that people avoid sitting next to.
It just feels different for me
I wrap the paper around my finger then stick it in and out of my asshole. I repeat this assfucking with 4 more toilet papers. After that it is usually clean.
I can feel every degree of whether there'sstuff or eve luquid there. I might look at the water but that's it.
"why would I want to bring a ball of shit paper up close enough to me so I can take a look"
‘I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe and I’ll wipe. A hundred times and there’s still poop. It’s like I’m wiping a marker or something’
Once you see a streak of blood you know that you've wiped too much
I’ve always wondered why some grown ass people still deal with skid marks. Now it makes sense.
He shits himself once every few months what more do you expect from someone like that
Tell me you don't wash your own laundry without telling me you don't wash your own laundry.
You shit yourself every few months, and you think eyeballing TP is the problem here?
Check his post history. He's an alcoholic. My uncle would constantly be shitting himself because he drank nonstop every day. Probably not in the best of health
Ironically, they probably need to be looking at their poop more than most people. Poop is a great health indicator and there’s obviously something wrong
Sounds like when OP shits themselves, it’s just a dry-ass weetabix looking dusty log falling out. Seeing as only one wipe is required.
I seriously doubt OP's diet is healthy enough to wipe just once considering they admitting shitting their pants every few months...
What kinda diet gives you that?
Ghost crap is the shit!
what with the random shitting yourself and the extreme near-sightedness, i think you need a life coach and medical concierge to help you get back on track as a human.
Not only is he not wiping his ass enough he mentions he balls it up. This is infuriating everytime I hear someone mention “balling up toilet paper” are you a fucking animal? Do you like getting shit everywhere? You fold it up and wipe my god so many parents have failed children evidently
It's a good idea to check to make sure there's no discolouration (possibly caused by blood) that could be an indication of an internal problem. Doctors will sometimes ask depending on your complaint.
Not only that but not being concerned about your bowels/general bodily health/cleanliness is a clear indicator of a much larger mental disorder.
As a woman who has to check for shit, blood, AND discharge... I'm definitely gonna make sure I'm not sitting in all of that
OP would do one big front to back wipe without checking and call it a day.
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lmfaoooo
I look every time. Why? Because I will not stop wiping until the wipe comes clean.
This is exactly what I do. I don't care how little is on the paper. If it isn't clean, I wipe again.
Friend of mine called that later ichy scenario "mud butt" XD
If this is real it's hilarious. If this is a troll it's hilarious. Great job op.
OP is an alcoholic, look at their post history
Lmao it’s too good not to be a troll 🤣 I actually laughed out loud.
my guy shits his pants every few months
tops, dont forget the tops
I like to take my used paper and line them up on the sink, then I grade them on how unique the designs are. Extra points for colors.
Like a Rorschach test for poo? Rorschit?
But if you have colon cancer,blood may show up on your toilet paper and if you're not looking, you're not seeing the cancer evidence and getting closer to getting rid of that, instead of living another day with it... and one wipe is never enough, always go for two or three maybe even four, I can get four wipes out of eight squares no problem... time to get clean...
dude if you are shitting yourself because of alcoholism it is time to quit. Get help man. You said that like it is the most normal thing. You have sunken very low and don't even realize it.
I'm 20 days sober actually and shitting myself on the reg was only halfway to rock bottom for me
Totally non-judgemental question: do you wash your buttcrack when you take a shower?
Simple solution, just give it a quick second wipe with no paper. Raw dogging it gives you a much better sense of how clean you really are plus the added tactile sense will allow you to catch all the bits you did miss if any.
Omg u so nasty 😂
You need to do it every other wipe so that you don't waste toilet paper or time.
Here in Thailand (perhaps all of Asia) we usually don't use toilet paper, instead we use water to clean out bottoms. Coming from Europe myself, I have used paper in the past and I can honestly say that I prefer water over paper, it's much cleaner.
Am in Thailand, this but we very much use TP to dry the bits after the butt shower...
I bought a bidet attachment when morons were hoarding TP at the beginning of the (respiratory) pandemic (us).
I swear I'll never understand how my fellow european citizens live without a bidet. In italy is just normal to have one .. I feel safer when going to Iran rather than to France ahahah (in Iran is normal to have a butt shower as well)
How do you dry your ass afterwards? I want to just pull up my pants and go, not wait for evaporation.
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Same
unexpectedpawnee
THIS! And then I find that I have to make a separate trip a few hours later just to wipe again because I can FEEL it! Drives me nuts.
No fucking chance you’ve only ever wiped once. I refuse to believe this. There are times where you shit, where you don’t even need to look for awhile. You just keep wiping and wiping, then finally start checking. No way every single time you’ve crapped you’ve wiped once, pulled up your pants, and thought everything was ok. For karma, ig it’s worth it to make people think you’re a sicko
People are falling for this literal shitpost.
It’s funny because you’re the one believing it’s fake when it’s actually most likely real. People are actually this fucking naive and walk around with poopy butt because they don’t wanna check their TP post pooping
Bro you’re living in a fantasy if you think people like this and even grosser don’t exist. People are nasty.
lmaoooo “shitpost” 😂😂
You’re severely underestimating how many people have shitty hygiene. I commonly see people choose not wash their hands in public bathrooms.
I feel like I have to check. Gotta make sure you get a clean wipe before you go about your day.
Shitting yourself every few months is a problem. If that is actually happening you might want to get that checked out.
Andys wiping problem
I am gonna fight the urge to click that by scrolling on past and collapsing the comment string.
Always, ya gotta make sure it's all gone
Hey OP, are you sure you arent lactose intolerant? I used to have a problem where I'd eat a meal and IMMEDIATELY feel like I was going to shit myself. My doctor asked me to cut out dairy. I've cut out (almost) all of it and I no longer have that problem. If I do decide to eat some dairy without taking enzymes I end up in the same boat again.
You only wipe once... and you shit yourself once every few months....
I think I am drunk or something because I have so many questions.
You nasty fuck
Excuse me Sir, Ma’am, comrade: I regret to inform you that your poopoo does not just neatly deposit itself in the toilet every time, and you have on many occasions rolled out of the house with that same repulsive shit lingering on your butt crack, and in some situations smeared on your ass cheek (as will happen when one is not feeling their best and has slimy consistency.) Take note.
Yes. Gotta make sure it’s SQUEAKY clean. Ever get a itchy feeling in the middle? Bc i dont 🤮
I only get itchy if I take a dump at work because they have that one-ply truck stop TP. Sucks cause it'll get so bad that my heart starts pounding and I gotta breathe manually but the stalls are always taken up by youngpunks so I can't go in to itch my ass in private
I do all the time. especially since I have ibs issues, I tend to bleed quite often.
You don't have to bring the used tp to your face you just look at It in the bowl ffs
But how else can you marvel at and appreciate the randomness and intricacy of the designs on the ole poo paper without getting in there close?!
Why is there a ball of toilet paper? I have other questions too but I'll start with that one.
I never not check.
I just KNOW OP's got shit in their undies
How will you know when to stop!?!
You shit your self every few months but have never had a skidmark?
I'm going to go out on a limb here, your significant other doesn't like giving you rim jobs...
Bold of you to assume they have one with that kind of hygiene
yo what the fuck? wipes once and shits their pants every month💀
You shit your pants every few months?? Only one wipe???
How do you have ZERO problem SHITTING YOURSELF every few months but think it's disgusting to look at your toilet paper? I bet you smell like dirty ass since you have a dirty ass.
Bruh you gotta check the TP to make sure you got it all. Wiping once ain’t gonna do it…
My man...wtf. fix yourself
How do you know when you got all the poop off?
Fucking vile. I guarantee you OP smells like shit, not ass. Have you ever been intimate with anybody ever?
Everytime! Though I get confused when I take a massive shit and I wipe and look and it’s clean. It just doesn’t make sense.
Checking before wiping seems to be non productive
To check and see if there's anything wrong with it.
I wipe, move the TP a few inches away from my butt, but still adjacent to my butt and nowhere near my face, turn my head to glance at the TP, while also turning my hand to reveal the portion of the TP I just wiped with, and then discard it.
Did you shit out this fake post also? Lol
Dude. Gross.
Bidet. Thst is all.
W H A T do you mean you don't check!?!?!?!?!?!
This has to be a shitpost
you got a dirty ass
i don’t think it’s bad to check. if you’re not feeling well, it’s probably advised to check to see if there is any blood or something in it to talk to your doctor about. and if you’re pooing yourself that frequently i think you SHOULD go talk to your doctor!
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What kind of trifling ass question no I do not enjoy shitting my pants. I'm dumb not insane.
How am i supposed to know that I'm done wiping
Ok bro this was a good troll. Great one, even. But I am going to need you to stop.
Do people actually not do this?
I think he's full of shit!
Essentially, you should check when you wipe. It is important to pay attention to your body, because you can find signs of ill health in your urine and feces.
I know, from my job, that lots of grown adults don't check the paper after wiping. That being said, I read your post history and I feel like your whole account is for trolling purposes. Unless you're really out here admitting to fingering corpses on a public forum?
Are we just gonna bypass the “I shit myself every few months” bit?
Fucking Barbarians. water is the way.
I'm anxious about smelling like shit after wiping 12 times and then there's this guy who wipes once and considers "no skid marks" as clean
I'm laughing my ass off at the mental image of OP walking around with a perpetually full of shit adult diaper.
i can’t even imagine how you must smell 😵💫
Idk but I'm convinced most adults aren't fully potty trained
As a blind person I always lick it to make sure, but recently I found this app that calls in someone who has sight, to help by using the camera of my phone, so now I just show them my sheets of toilet paper and they tell me whether I'm done or not.
So let me get this straight – visually checking marks on paper in a toilet bowl from 2 feet away is more gross than rubbing poop between your butt cheeks for a day? That is the oddest logic I have ever heard.
That's disgusting. Start looking after every wipe and see how much shit is still on the paper after multiple wipes. Hopefully then you'll understand how gross you are. It's insane that you're old enough to be on reddit making posts and never figured that out.
Of course?
1.6k comments on if you check your toilet roll after wiping your bottom. This is why i scroll reddit. For shit like this
You only wipe once, you dont look at the paper, you shit yourself every few months.
So when the paper comes off clean you know you’ve properly wiped. Isn’t that just proper hygiene?
OP must smell like shit
WTF People seriously don't do that? How do they know that they wiped clean then?
Everyone wipes until the next tissue comes back white again.
Op doesn’t wipe his ass properly, walks around smelling like feces.
In my head this is a really good troll
I need to see my accomplishments.
I wipe my baby’s ass more than once… and if you have to hold your toilet paper close enough it makes you uncomfortable you might need to see an eye doctor.
so let me get this straight… you won’t check your tp after cleaning to make sure everything is gone (also who only wipes once ???) but you’re completely fine with pooping your pants every couple of months?? maybe i’m the odd one out but i haven’t pooped my pants in well over a decade, never mind doing that on the regular
Do people actually guess and hope their butthole got clean and head on out of the toilet. Wipe twice and hope for the best….Fukin ill bro.
It baffles me how people don't use bidets in this day and age, let alone someone only wiping once with a dry piece of toilet paper...
I’m gonna skip over the wiping comment, and jump straight into saying I don’t think it’s normal to shit your pants every few months…
All I got from this post was that op shits their pants every few months. What????
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR ASS IS CLEAN
Yo ass is definitely dirty dawg
There are so many things wrong here
The irony of thinking lookin at your toilet paper after wiping is disgusting, but not that you'd have shit residue between your crack. I bet if you got to smell your own ass, you'd pass out.
so many questions.
I switched to a bidet. Never looked back. I'd even say, now the idea of cleaning myself with TP is absolutely ridiculous. To put it as it was said to me : do you use dry paper towel to clean shit off of your carpet ? Didn't think so. Anyways, if by accident I would end up with shit on any body part, I'd want to clean it with water or at least a wet towel or something. The fact that in North America the use of tp to clean yourself and nothing else is quite frankly disturbing. Does the paper industry need us to buy tp that much?
If you eat a bag of peanuts and take a crap ... You'll see a sneakers bar without the wrapping
You’re not you when you’re hungry.
Everyone is talking about other stuff but missed the fact this man said he wipes his ass once! It takes minimum 5+ wipes to make sure your clean.
Well you look if your crap is not the good colour
Your asshole is not clean then bro you have to know when to keep wiping
How do you know if you have no skidmark issue? You don’t look at the toilet paper but you do look at your undies after? What’s the difference? If I were going to inspect one of these, it’d definitely be the terly paper, before I pull up my pants.
You eat a lot of Chipotle too ey?
Not for the first couple of wipes, but if I'm not pooping next to my shower I check for doneness.
I would never one-and-done without checking. No skid marks in several decades.
Check the dookie, find little seeds and other fibers in there. Inspect it to find the truth. A man not engaging with his own filth, not a man that can be trusted.
Your shit is a health indicator so it's instinctual for humans to look at their shit
Do people NOT check?!?