Worst names to moan… go.

  1. Last girl I was with was named Moriah. But everyone calls her Mo. and well yeah, moaning Mo wasn’t very sexy. Kept thinking of the bartender from the Simpson’s.

  2. Damn it you beat me to it. Okay I have a similar bad name to add... Ill see your Cletus and raise you a Clem.

  3. I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. It had been a while. In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went Since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10. I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons Through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, Milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

  4. Funny you should mention that name...I often say it out loud. I like the sound of this name, but I think it would be difficult to moan. Although.....

  5. My sister has a relatively commom name. Whenever I see someone with her name on a dating app I have to skip. Great people but just no

  6. Tried reading a very popular romance novel where the man had my brother’s name. I made it maybe two chapters into the book. Nothing physical had even happened between the characters. I just couldn’t keep reading about how hot he was.

  7. If you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man. But ‘Do it to me, Sheldon.' 'You're an animal, Sheldon.' 'Ride me, big Sheldon.' It doesn't work.

  8. I work with a guy whose first name is Dwarakhnadh. I can't imagine he's heard "Oh, Dwarakhnadh!" too many times in his life.

  9. Hmph-That was my last fuck buddy’s name. Just realizing I called him “baby” in bed but never any other time. Solid answer.

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