1. Ackshually, did you mean to say you'll stone anyone who has a rock and contradicts your beliefs or did you mean to say you will, with a rock, stone the people who contradict your beliefs? 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  2. Incorrect: This is a stone. A rock is rideable, and must be large enough for an adult male to sit on it. It may just be the angle but this stone does not look large enough to occupy an adult, nevermind any co-riders.

  3. That is a picture of a rock but not the rock. It is a very special stone however, that is a Native American sex stone as well as the original contraceptive used by humans for thousands of years.

  4. "Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just sit here and that's what we need."

  5. Upon closer inspection of the subject specimen, I could visually assume that this is, in fact, a rock. The definition of a rock is a combination of minerals. If you look closely you can clearly see the specimen is a collage of different colors, mostly a varying scale of grey to nearly white. From this we can assume it could be a combination of quartz, calcite, feldspars, and probably mafic minerals. Without a physical sample, it is mostly impossible to conclude anything further other than that it is most likely a metamorphic rock, possibly a volcanic rock, and probably not a sedimentary rock. Although it does resemble a jelly bean with the outside removed. And earlier today I saw a video of a guy grabbing his own ass, which turned out to be cake... So a rock, an f'd up jelly bean, or cake.

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