The one Citadel engineer keeping the fraud running

Why GME?

Just missing 5 guys in suits standing behind him screaming to get the price down

And doing cocaine and mayo off of a bed post.

Remember Monthy Python?

F3 in chat for this guy

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Dammit all these apes in here with F3 jokes... came here to say it but clearly everyone has read the infinite liquidity DD....

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"Keep that shit running Carl or itll be your families head on the platter!!"

He Layeth on High

My condolences

Think this guy could play us something spooky?

Is it a sad one?

This one’s somber so it’s ok to cry.

KEEP GOING?

Legit laughed out loud thanks OP lol

Same lmao

I’m typically a nose exhaler on good memes but I’m legit fighting back tears rn 😭😭

Who would have thought corruption sounded so fun!? No wonder they keep playing the charade...

It's ok to cry, this next one's a little somber

My condolences

Those engineers are slowly becoming the children that are taken in Snowpiercer.

Al go rythm

Great pun, my guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo&ab_channel=pyrzqxglmxyzptlk

<> “Keep going??”

I came here looking for this. Thanks for not letting me down.

The comedian doesn't look like he's putting his soul in comparison to what OP posted. Still funny though.

Yeah, wow. I hadn't seen the original-- just this bit. This is pitch-perfect parody, imo

I want him playing on my funeral

I thought they made up that contraption for the skit! My mind is getting blown!

This guy fucks

This guy super fucks

Is that the early Citadel algo at work? LOL!

Dunno and hope I can get whatever device this man is operating at some point. Fuck Lambo. I want my neighbors to REALLY hate me.

Is that Skrillex?

Lmao 🤣

This is some talented shit!!!

adds whatever the fuck that thing is to his post-moass purchasing spree

Replying so I know who to zoom call for amusement post moass purchasing spree

This was just the right thing I needed to see so I go about being zen today. Buy Hold DRS.

Lmfao Fuckin hilarious

those whistle sounds got me

Heheheh, this is a good one

This is me tugging on Kenny's balls during the squeeze.

I believe that's called a 'Mechanical Music Cabinet'. I think there's one at the

Here's the guy's YouTube channel

LoL

Never before seen footage of Citadel’s Algorithm!!!!

I'm not sure which is more appropriate to the situation -- the guy desperately pulling levers and pushing buttons to keep the machine running, or the absolute cacophony of absurd noises coming out of the machine. Either way, OP fucking nailed it with this one.

This absolutely killed me thank you for the laugh

Without the memes this movement would not have lasted this long 😂😂😂😂

And when the music stops occasionally the guy yells "F T D!" Then stomps his feet three times and starts playing the music again.

What even is that setup. Who builds entire instruments that can only be used for... Clown Music???

Apparently it was used when showing cartoons back when audio tracks didn't exist

Is this the new Hurricane software they released?

You bet that engineer will be thrown to jail first

Gonna have to see the source on this one 🤣

The thanks is a all mine parson!

I saw the story about this actual thing a while back. So awesome.

The memes are never done.

I gotta admit Ken has gotten more handsome with his rapiststash

This is literally the sound I hear in my head when I read technicals about GME.

I'm laughing watching this as I take my morning shit. Lmfao

Should be the Computershare hold music

Lmao this is so cartoony I love it

LMAO this is actually so true. I love that they think they can just rewrite the markets on an algorithm every time something doesn't go there way. It will not go their way, because we have proven time and again they are manipulating it.

Left hand strings are tied directly to Kenny Boi's ball bag.

Al the Algo

I love this lol!

12th Street Rag

Reminds me of the I Think You Should Leave funeral sketch.

*intern

lolol

😂😂😂

they sure dont build pianos like they used to

Look at him go!

im crying

Just like silent hill.

Lmao

This guy has way more skills than some Citadel engineer- awesome video!

Good lord, this is stunningly accurate. Sound effects and all!

I see some competency here, some agility, this person knows what he is doing.

I hope for his neighbors that he doesn't have neighbors.

We need cow bell!! More cow bell damnit

Tgis had me rolling. Someone please tell me what this is called

https://youtu.be/XN3Lvxn3BAU

They probably fired them as soon as the code was written

I've scrolled past this 3 times and it gets better every time

gold

lol

This is exactly how I imagined it!

frAuD 🤡

https://youtu.be/T7f9xTPI9eo

😂😂😂

LMAYO

Im dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This shit is TOP SHELF. Thanks OP 😂😂😂😂🤣😘

Does anyone else watch the entire clip any time they see this on Reddit?

This gave me a right giggle

This is exactly what i imagine a Wall St. Theme would sound like. Especialy the HONK and WHEEEp sounds.

Thanks OP I needed that laugh 🤣

😂😂😂😂

The citadel engineer has never felt more seen

I went down the rabbit hole. This is the 1926 instrument called the American fotoplayer. Used to audio silent films

Does anybody know the name of this melody? Heard it before, it’s quite famous. Dunno who wrote it though

This one is sad, it's okay to cry

Yanking Kenny’s floppy lips

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Bruh 😂

Wait... doesn't he just need, like, a couple dozen F3's to smash with his criming hands?

This was Cramer the Clowns inspiration for Mad Money!

OG MC

Love the fart sound

F3

Sounds like this was gary at FTX

It would complete my day of dlauer were to make a comment saying if this was true. Not tagging him because I am joking around.

This is gold

Thank you 🤩

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Let’s give it up for the house DJs that were before their time.

TWTR right now.

Oddly enough, this is now how I feel fraud actually SOUNDS in real life.

As a professional engineer, I can confirm this is how those engineers keep the fraud running

Warning: Music may cause seizures.

Welcome to the circus 🤡 🎪

Dudes got a belt AND suspenders on

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This is from California's Gold!

I'm just impressed he's got a player piano that actually works. 😆

God this really made my day man, bless you.

Poor bastard's running Twitter too.

Lmao got em.

Pretty sure this is from an episode of Visiting with Huell Howser. Amazing!

Watched it without sound and all I could hear my head was the Wonka mobile.

I mean after seeing this leaked inside footage, can you blame him??

How Elon has been running Twitter:

Nothing will happen because everyone is waiting for justice to happen instead of demanding it

Rush E Level: Expert

this is actually amazing

Hahahahhaahahhahahah.. this is so damn cuteee

I love this video

Damn, he’s shredding it.

The desires to harm oneself in effort to grow one's skills in being a corrupt cog cranker are capitalism's greatest scam punking of murikkka.

Hit it joe!

Haha

Hey! I lost my virginity to this song!

take my "poors award"

😂

It all he knows

Where can I find this on YouTube? I don't even know what to look up.

This is from California Gold with Huell Howser

My last brain cell during the exam

Magic

Wiggle the mouse man, wiggle it real good

Mans is going ham people

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DRS - Making the Music stop

Great video! I keep wondering when one of the citadel IT fucksters is going to see the writing on the wall and abandons the sinking ship.....or maybe an Ape distributes leaflets throughout the Shitadel office detailing million dollar rewards paid to SEC whistleblowers

The whistles are the rug pulls, I can see the animated smoke cloud from the rug in my minds eye