There are easter eggs laced all through these books. Reading just the descriptions and viewing the artwork, these are designed as user manuals for smooth brains. Its a brilliant strategy. Direct Messaging media with perfectly Plausible deniability. Ape-vestigators.... Assemble and Dissect. GO
The one with the piggy banks mentions buying ice cream, a house or going to the moon if they save their money and watch it grow… Bullish on going to the moon!!
We just have to hodl for delayed gratification. Idc if we are a cult at this point, I love it and it's the most wholesome and hype one. Daddy Cohen out of nowhere with the children books for us smooth brains, how can you not love it
King Ryan Cohen, 1st of his name, breaker of shorts, man of Chairs, King of the Apes, the Warren of Icahn, King of the Books and protector of the Realm.
All the books talk about a moral to the story. I think maybe he means this saga is coming to an end and the children of the future will learn about all the corruption and greed of Wall Street.
Is anyone else thinking a little differently about this? You know who was originally an internet book king? Amazon. Now it's a massive marketplace, streaming network, pharmacy, (massive)web service, and probably a billion other things. Granted it became that by being evil and trampling on the little guys along the way. And still does. What if Ryan was thinking this way? Except this time, it would be power to the sellers/creators. Obviously would require insane capital to pull this off along with so much else, but if there is any person who could helm that, I would think RC could be it.
For those of you just tuning in, the Wall Street Journal just wrote an article with the headline saying he doesn't just want to be the king of meme stocks. Complete FUD. This book is also titled after his late father, Ted Cohen.
It's in response to a shitty WSJ article that was released upon the world earlier, titled "GameStop’s Ryan Cohen Wants to Be More Than a Meme-Stock King".
Why GME?
First book
If you go in the tribute section:
They can also go to the moon it says 🌝
The books only ship inside the USA 😭
Ryan, you cheeky son of a gun
🍦
🚀
Piggy Bank book:
My brother in law always describes stocks he doesn't like as pigs. Including GameStop.
Never to early to teach them Diamond Hands! 👐💎
Two special presents!
Bru RC really delivered to those asking him to ELI5 whats going on
The last line of the last book description about China.
One of the first things I saw lol
This man put a gamestop storefront in the book.
Rooted. Grounded. Based. In other words, not going anywhere… but 🆙.
Teddy and the PIGGY BANKS
There are easter eggs laced all through these books. Reading just the descriptions and viewing the artwork, these are designed as user manuals for smooth brains. Its a brilliant strategy. Direct Messaging media with perfectly Plausible deniability. Ape-vestigators.... Assemble and Dissect. GO
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Apes are now inspired to learn how to read truly we are advancing.
We spent over a year learning to count… it was only a matter of time.
Hahaha most underated comment of all time.
Children and animals must be protected at all costs.
yes. 👊🏽 i believe in a better world after moass..
this is the biggest reason i support rc and all of this
Ohh boy
“Words cannot hurt you “ F the FUD
Book five explains how to spend post moass money wisely ?
LURKERS OF SUPERSTONK RISE FROM THE ASHES
You have summoned me,
OUR TIME HAS COME. THIS TWEET HAD ME JACKED TO THE TITS
RISE, YE TARNISHED
Reporting for duty 💪
Hi
Silent locked shares
WHO DARES DISTURB ME FROM MY SLUMBE….oh Ryan tweeted???? Holy shit holy shit holy shit…. BABE, WAKE THE FUCK UP! New RC tweet just dropped!
HI, IT'S ME
https://i.imgur.com/ArFGXvw.jpg
Wow no fucking way!
CALLS ON THE BAKERY NOWWW
"King"ston
Wow ...share the actual link to the book plss
that just made my weekend! LFG
The one with the piggy banks mentions buying ice cream, a house or going to the moon if they save their money and watch it grow… Bullish on going to the moon!!
I was wondering the same thing! Those book titles are a rather telling choice in my opinion
Wow i am early : D time to click on link! morning everyone
Geez, he wrote those books
I mean, there's that one redditor lol
ryancohenismydad
He’s your daddy too 😉
He means us
He has 800k children right here ☺️
IM RC's CHILD
I had 2 dad's growing up, what's wrong with having another?
Book #5: Teddy goes to CHINA
This. WHAT IS HAS HE BEEN SHOVING IN OUR FACES THE PAST 12 MONTHS. I STILL DONT THINK ITS BEEN CRACKED.
Why are chinese considered the hardest working people on earth? They live under exploitative conditIons and made up social credit scores!
Perhaps, by kicking Citadel out of China, it shows how a place without financial leeches can do well.
OMG there's a little GameStop in one of the preview pages on the Teddy goes to CHINA book.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Yes, and on page 6 of the preview…a stack of Legos leading to China on the map on the wall.
CHECK THE WEBSITE
Wut?
I was here!!
“ Teddy goes to CHINA ” dont know what it means but its provocative
Teddy visit Ichan 🚀💎
"And wait until you learn what they get to eat!"
RC literally writing a book for apes on how not to go bankrupt post MOASS. A man of the ppl❤️ I was here.
A great time to be alive. Already pre-ordered to 5-book series for educational and posterity reasons 😎
Interesting those books include CHINA AND WORK.
And ice cream! 🍦
They also include going to the moon lol
Was thinking the same thing
This is in reference to the Wall Street Journal article titled “GameStop’s Ryan Cohen Wants to Be More Than a Meme-Stock King”
THIS IS FUCKING IT. Searched comments and you beat me to it Sir. He is writing books by that title (teddy)!
Also the books he wrote are a tribute to his dad Ted Cohen, what a nice thing to do. RIP Mr Cohen.
Apes: I'm smooth, please ELI5
The amazing attention to detail provided by this sub is mind blowing. Thank you Sir!
Trying to beat bezos is how I read it.
WORK
Reading age on all the books is 2-100
BUYING THAT BOOK BUNDLE RN
You the MVP 🍌
He's a king in my book.
Should we analyze these books like scripture handed down from on high? No. Will we? Yes. Will it be entertaining? Absolutely.
Book one “If they’re really patient, one day they can buy and eat all the ice cream they want, while taking care of the people they love.”
“Teddy goes to CHINA”
Some people anagrammed that into (Carl) Icahn. Not sure if that’s the logic behind it, but is an interesting theory
Baby due on Tuesday, don’t mind I if buy her a few books! LETS GOOOO
Damn good luck out there fella.
Mazel Tov! 🍻
I’ve got one due in May as well and may have to do the same. Congrats!
Damn you're fast
This why my wife has a boyfriend
i finished even faster
I used to pray for times like this
Teddy goes to China.
"He showed me an exceptional work ethic and an unwavering commitment to delayed gratification"
Books he wrote about lessons from his dad.
We just have to hodl for delayed gratification. Idc if we are a cult at this point, I love it and it's the most wholesome and hype one. Daddy Cohen out of nowhere with the children books for us smooth brains, how can you not love it
Not sure what I'm more excited about. Getting married today or this tweet 🤔
I told you Dad was gonna come back from the store with the gallon of milk and cigs
Not the dad that left but the dad I deserved!
I’m just here to be in the movie…
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
GET IN HERE!!
Book 1 "More Info" Page
YEEHAW
Daddy!!!!!
RC is about to teach the children in Wall Street a valuable lesson.
King Ryan Cohen, 1st of his name, breaker of shorts, man of Chairs, King of the Apes, the Warren of Icahn, King of the Books and protector of the Realm.
I read this in broken Matt hardy voice and was pleased.
Cohenians 7:41
FINALLY some literature on my level.
I mean - ahem- backed up by ape historian- please submit your posts and to archive.is and archive.org
Bullish on books. Ima finally learn to read.
Amazon Jeff Bezos 🤔
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
We're having a baby! 🍼
User
Holy shit! What are these books though? Never heard of them
He's writing a children's book, with lessons he learned from his dad, it was mentioned in that shady WSJ article that was posted last night
I believe he wrote them or had them written.
Book king, title formally held by Jeff Bezos.
Children and animals must be protected at all costs.
Wow I’m early for once :’)
Just bought the 5 book bundle for my 5 year old!
Book 3 "More Info" Page
Yee haw
This is good. I’m in the market for a gift for a 2 year old.
This obviously ties into that article about wanting to write books.
Shorts are sooooo Fuk!!!!
Ken just bought one of the books and is going to copy it and sell millions.
I knew it was his Dad! RC we fucking LOVE YOU DUDE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Two o’clock came when the short clock arrow pointed to the two and the long clock arrow stood straight up at twelve.
Gamestop going after Amazon even more with books?!?!
He's writing a children's book, with lessons he learned from his dad, it was mentioned in that shady WSJ article that was posted last night
Didn’t he tweet a gif of Ted taking a fat bong rip a while ago? Cohencidence or nah?
Nft books
Lmao Ryan like fuck around find out ole Jeffy boy
He’s back baby!
👑 is back
Bought all 5!
My random username is finally relevant! 🤴
I bought the whole set within the first hour of his tweet! My order was #1258.
GME’s gonna be bigger the AMZN 👀👀👀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Medals!
And everyone in this thread gets the participation thrpohy 😎👍🏅
WOOOO!!! DADDY IS BACK! 👑
🎉🎉🎉
FUCK YEAH I BOUGHT ALL THE BOOKS DADDY!
I love my teddy bear
Ima moan next time I wipe my ass
THE KING HAS SPOKEN! 👑
It’s my birthday tomorrow. Thank you Mr chairman
HE MADE THESE BOOKS!?!??! Time to buy EVERY single one!
he's back!! 💜
Holy shit he finally posted
All the books talk about a moral to the story. I think maybe he means this saga is coming to an end and the children of the future will learn about all the corruption and greed of Wall Street.
Yes mommy
Winner.
Damn you fast. Congrats!
HOLY MOLY IM EARLY TO THE TWEET
I suddenly have the urge to read books!
Everyone get the heck in here
Everything to do with his previous tweets. Books will be interesting read
Book the shares for the king!
Picked up the bundle! Can’t wait to gift it to my daughter and read together. 💜
Nobody see the "I like stocks" part? *feints*
Is anyone else thinking a little differently about this? You know who was originally an internet book king? Amazon. Now it's a massive marketplace, streaming network, pharmacy, (massive)web service, and probably a billion other things. Granted it became that by being evil and trampling on the little guys along the way. And still does. What if Ryan was thinking this way? Except this time, it would be power to the sellers/creators. Obviously would require insane capital to pull this off along with so much else, but if there is any person who could helm that, I would think RC could be it.
I fucking love this guy
Man…I needed him today 🦾 Might give away some DOSE of [Beasts] NFTs in celebration 👀
They all cool.
Hello hello!! Any!
RYAN COHEN IS OUR DAD
Heck yea, brother!
King of booking his shares on CS. BULLISH
I love RC....been feeling depressed and jus thinking abt his energy and approach to life got me reenergized!
BOOK SHARES DRS
IM FUCKING DYING HAHAHA IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE???
Oh shit, here we go again 😝
OMG!!! MY TEDDY’S ARE JACKED
For those of you just tuning in, the Wall Street Journal just wrote an article with the headline saying he doesn't just want to be the king of meme stocks. Complete FUD. This book is also titled after his late father, Ted Cohen.
ALL HAIL THE BOOK KING
I was here
You will buy digital books in Gmerica and actually own them, cross platform, not locked to an account like with Amazon.
Don’t forget to pick up GME shares for Black Friday!🚀
Please ship to Canada 🇨🇦
Holy cow this is so bullish this has to become one of our most up voted posts, so jacked!!!!
It's in response to a shitty WSJ article that was released upon the world earlier, titled "GameStop’s Ryan Cohen Wants to Be More Than a Meme-Stock King".
This has to be a dig at Bezos and Amazon, right? I mean Amazon did start out as an online book store.
100% reference to the WSJ article calling him meme stock king. He wants to be the King over Amazon, which started with selling books.
Book 5 "More Info" Page
Get in here!!