Opening bartending shift and someone asks for a Negroni spagliado with Prosecco/espresso martini/any other annoying drink at 8 in the morning before I have anything set up.
When I hear a crash and know my kids have gotten into something even tho their hardly ever alone long enough to get into stuff... or the opposite direction and I know the mil has taken the kids and hubby is working and so there is no one home to cause such a loud crash.
When Im taking a call at work and they talk too slow, don't know what they want, or have to ask the person next to them a question when I have another call coming through and Im by myself at work.
Beasts all over the shop
You’ll be one of them
came here to say this but you beat me
some dumbass hunter interrupting my corpse hacking session
Quality time with the wife!
The Smell
Enough to make a man sick
That smelly smell...
When I go to do the dishes that have been in the sink for a month 🤢
Getting asked to stay a bit longer at work while getting hungry
When I take a bite of food and it's still too hot and I gotta let my mouth cool off
and then you take another bite after a while and its too cold
Not joking I literally did this for a while lmao
When there's beasts all over the shop
And the good hunter is going to be one of them
When I find my string cheese gone
Coming back to him for the 20th time after dying over and over
The sweet blood.
Halitosis
When I wake up in the morning and my throat is really dry and I drink a cup of cold water
My mum's cats make this face when they can smell something funny
When there are beasts all over the shop
My toilet not flushing
The smelliest of smells
That smelly smell that smells smelly?
Stepping into water with socks on
Ejaculations.
Checking your own breath to see if it smells
*sniff* ugh, enough to make a man sick.
When I accidentally sit on my balls
Cold weather
When the bidet hits just right.
Waking up with acid reflux Also the feeling of satisfaction after killing Ludwig finally. (have yet to kill Laurence or the orphan)
You can do it good hunter
The existence of Nightmare Frontier
Really good seggs
Nutting into my dad’s sock
When u nut but she still suckin
Seeing my taxes
The smell of blood
Daylight
That's just my face. Got a problem with that?
Old blood
Push ups ;-;
Mondays after a long weekend of cleansing streets
Sweet blood i believe.
Good zaza
When one nostril won't work I get pissed and just breathe through my mouth
When the pizza has cheese
Cheese on toast.
When you get to the toilet just in time
Opiate induced constipation
When some say kosm
Being honest, workout
When it's cold outside and I want to see my breath
Opening bartending shift and someone asks for a Negroni spagliado with Prosecco/espresso martini/any other annoying drink at 8 in the morning before I have anything set up.
How can someone misread the instructions of placing something in my F*CKING MAILBOX
Me after my mom says food is ready but it wasn’t really ready
When you stub your toe
Getting kicked in the nuts
People
When I hear a crash and know my kids have gotten into something even tho their hardly ever alone long enough to get into stuff... or the opposite direction and I know the mil has taken the kids and hubby is working and so there is no one home to cause such a loud crash.
Seeing rom
When the blunt gives me cottonmouth
A good poo that has jagged edges passing through.
My mother coming home unexpectedly with the food I was just thinking about going out and getting
When you get that Gawk Gawk Whirlybob 3000
Not enough teeth on my blow job
Amy Shumer.
That's damn coward Jesse James
A FAT drink of McDonald's Coke 🫢
Being sent to give me my pills
Me, when there is beasts all over the shop.
The new Mario trailer.
Losing my souls… I mean echos!
Wet socks
I have several options for this face
Having to fight this mf
When I’m beating it up real good.
Peoples bottles left at job sites full of chewing tobacco like why be this way why do this
Taking a dump
When it’s really cold out and my breath actually steams.
Shitstains in the toilet after another has used it
Those things that spawn when you're fighting the Witch of Hemwick before you knew to ditch all the Insight
Walking on something wet on socks
The type of late night shit that makes you remove your shirt & pray to several religious deities.
Stubbing my toe
Getting a near perfect abyssal +65 str scaling + 15 flat phys gem with a hp gradually depleting curse.
The sweet blood
Atlanta traffic
After beating a boss after dying to it for an hour
Being the last kid taking a test and the class is about to end
Pooping
Me after running for 5 sec
going to the cold outside and seeing my breath all hazy
Ex-coworkers
A stubborn turd
Puss
Me staring into my microwave.
Coomin
So much blood ,beasts blood
The music box that reminds me of my dead family (oof)
Customers
Not enough insight for Bloodborne 2 announcement
Kids running around.
The 999th course of food at the day before Christmas dinner
The public in general
A sick guitar riff
Taking a bigass shot of jameson
Me bloody wife
Shidding
When I'm sick, but not sick enough to call off work or go home early, so im just doing this trying to angrily motivate myself into productivity.
Probably when the sweet blood sings to me
Marika’s tits
When i take a shit somewhere and can't wash my ass with water
When beasts are all over the shop
Astolfo
Sony not recognizing the existence of this game
The third Shadow of Yharnam with his everlasting 1hp taking me down by summoning a snake under me for the 30th time.
Eating a pizza roll right of the oven.
the mcrib is back
Woke culture
"Can you come in today?".
No bloodborne for pc yet
"When the turd gets stuck sideways".
Blood...
That crispy McDonald’s Sprite
Realizing that I'm about to be cheesed.
When I have to face vicar Amelie again in my next playthrough
The sweet blood that sings to me
Someone eating with their mouth open
Ur mom
My mom is dead, though.
When someone doesn’t fear the old blood enough.
Big shit
anytime i wake up and remember, oh yeah. i'm never getting rid of my diabeetus
When you nut nut she keeps sucking
Ahh, whats that smell
Prostate check. The good kind and the bad kind.
My cat just farted while sitting in my lap.
Post work out
When Im taking a call at work and they talk too slow, don't know what they want, or have to ask the person next to them a question when I have another call coming through and Im by myself at work.
Thé air being cold enough to condense my breath
Ludwig.
When I'm yawning but someone is talking to me so I try to keep my mouth as closed as possible to hide it.
Sitting on the toilet after eating a whole bag of hot Cheetos
Really bad heartburn
When i'm outside and i smell that zaza
When beasts are all over the shop
When you smell that zaza
Bloody crow of cainhurst
My girl after she said no fun time
So that’s what happened to his wife
My girl after she farts on the couch next to me
My girlfriend
Today's Generation.
Vegans when they try to convince me that eating meat is bad.
Communists
If you think I wouldn't have done a hammer/sickle build already if given the chance you're sorely mistaken comrade.