Assuming they both have all their powers…. I don’t think Jesus could technically die, but none of his powers really sync up with stopping giant monsters. He could probably annoy Godzilla, part the sea while he’s swimming, leave him there laying in the mud, lol. But Godzilla could wreak havoc and the best Jesus could do is maybe comfort the injured, maybe a couple resurrections, but he would have to watch all the suffering Godzilla is causing with out much to do, I’d call that an over all loss. And before anyone says god could step in, that wasn’t the question, it’s 1 on 1, lmao
Lol what? Assuming they weren't fictional, Godzilla has atomic breath whereas Jesus had the dumbest superpowers ever and got killed by some guys with nails and a 2x4.
Well even with a respawn, Jesus died twice to regular people, so I think godzilla will be able to take him out just fine...unless Jesus turns the ocean to wine, then Drunk godzilla will win
My understanding of Christian lore is murky at best but isn't Jesus suppose to be on the same level as his dad after his resurrection? So Jesus wins soundly without any effort whatsoever.
Jesus and Godzilla would join forces and take out all of the Armies.
Does this imply Godzilla shrunk to Jesus size or Jesus grew to Godzilla size?
If the size of the trucks and tanks means anything, they are both huge.
Either way, I doubt Jesus would have a chance to "turn the other cheek" without having another resurrection.
Yes.
Jesus the “King of Jews”… lmao
King of the monsters vs king of the jews. That's gonna be one hell of a non-fictional fight right there!! Am I right!?
Godzilla takes it, Jesus can only resurrect once and the moron would just turn the other cheek to the same attack.
🎶🎶🎤Oh no, they say, he's got to go
The toy company because they succesfuly stole your money.
Lots of questions here. First things first… what’s up with the American flag and combat supplies?
Where can I get these? It has nuclear meltdown Godzilla
Why isn’t there a Japanese flag though?
Because as any good American knows, Jesus was American.
Mary would kick the shit out of both of them.
Well, one of em is fake. So it's no contest
I'm almost afraid to ask which one you think is real...
Godzilla, because Jesus is 100% imaginary
As opposed to Godzilla?
Oy vey
America
Fuck yeah!
The American flag, duh!
Assuming they both have all their powers…. I don’t think Jesus could technically die, but none of his powers really sync up with stopping giant monsters. He could probably annoy Godzilla, part the sea while he’s swimming, leave him there laying in the mud, lol. But Godzilla could wreak havoc and the best Jesus could do is maybe comfort the injured, maybe a couple resurrections, but he would have to watch all the suffering Godzilla is causing with out much to do, I’d call that an over all loss. And before anyone says god could step in, that wasn’t the question, it’s 1 on 1, lmao
Jesus will Chuck Norris the fuck out of Godzilla
Lol what? Assuming they weren't fictional, Godzilla has atomic breath whereas Jesus had the dumbest superpowers ever and got killed by some guys with nails and a 2x4.
Me
Jee-sus! 'll uppercut a t-rex!
Jesus us fond of the old martyr act, so I’d go with Godzilla.
Jesus already looks a bit annoyed with what Godzilla is doing.
Well even with a respawn, Jesus died twice to regular people, so I think godzilla will be able to take him out just fine...unless Jesus turns the ocean to wine, then Drunk godzilla will win
They don't call it demigodzilla.
Is this Jesus or Mechajesus?
We all would! That would be the best movie released in a long time.
My bet is on Jesus! His dad puts the God in Godzilla!
Godzilla 🐲
King of the monsters vs king of the Jews. The packaging is perfect
Godzilla. Jesus would turn the other cheek. He'd also figure that by being meek, he'd win and inherit the earth.
That's a lot of fish! (And bread)
Epic rap battles of history incoming
M.C. 900 Foot Jesus
Where can I buy one? Want to give it to my nephew whose parents are fundamentalist.
Godzilla wins easily. It's easier to kill Jesus than it is to kill Godzilla. Jesus only took three nails and two pieces of wood.
Godzilla would win twice, assuming Jesus resurrects once again.
My understanding of Christian lore is murky at best but isn't Jesus suppose to be on the same level as his dad after his resurrection? So Jesus wins soundly without any effort whatsoever.
I would have played the shit out of this
Godzilla owns that fraud Jesus any day
All that hippie gospel Jesus is good for is parlor tricks, getting arrested cruising in parks with naked men, bdsm and dying.
Jeebus would win coz he's got tanks
Omg. I would absolutely 💯 buy this if it was in a store. Like inwould pay 15 dollars for this set
Only one of them is real - and he breathes fire!
Where can I buy this an have it anonymously sent to my friends....
Jesus could turn the ocean into wine. Then, when Godzilla emerges, he would be drunk off his ass and it would be no contest.
He has fucking GOD in his name.
jesus
Zilla would crush Jeez
Where is the link to buy this?
THIS IS THE BEST!!!
Pupa
Where can I buy this?
Go go go Godzilla 😁
Well, Godzilla is a giant though.
But here they are both the same size