meirl

I've always thought Leukemia would sound like a beautiful name if it wasn't a terrible blood cancer

Luke Emia

Agony

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In Spanish I suppose it would be Dolores?

Dear agony, just let go of me...

Felony

I've seen a few kids named felony 🤦‍♀️

Well hells bells

Amnesia

One of my cool friends nicknamed me that cause he didn't remember my name or something, it was a while ago, but it's a sincerely fantastic (Although unusable) name to me because of that

amnesia was her naaame she had beautiful eyeeees

supported

Famine

I prefer Pestilence myself

Areola

^ She gets right to the point.

There is a French footballer called Alphonse areola I think

I've been using "Ayreola" in MMOs forever.

She's always circling the point

Strangely, that’s actually my cousin’s fiancé’s name. Like real name too. I thought they were joking.

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Oreo

Areola Grande.

Icicles if it was 500 BC in Greece and pronounced like other Greek names

Isosceles

Testicles.

Saving this comment forever

Frankly from what I’ve seen, naming a kid after something that means what it means is no deterrent.

Bidet? Like Bidet Canker-sore? The guy who played Dr. Strange?

Bumblebee Cumberbunch?

I saw a magazine article maybe 10 years back about a girl named Lasagna. Kid you not.

Maybe it was Liz Anya

We'd like to announce the birth of our new twins Fresca and Pepsi!

Frisha and Bepsi, boom

Euthanasia

I brought you into this world I can take you out.

For many years, when I heard that word, I thought they were saying “Youth in Asia.”

There is this manhwa, "who made me a princess", the main character name is Athanasia. It was so disturbing as It made me think of euthanasia lol. There are also some readers who just pretend her name is Anastasia.

Soliloquy.

i would instantly date anyone named soliloquy, even knowing what it means. soliloquy is a bitchin’ name

Hernia is a pretty name IMO

A moving company in my hometown is called “Hernia Movers” lmao, I never figured if it was a joke or a surname or what

True story, my mother (a trailer trash QUEEN) honest to god tried to name me “Cliché” because she heard the word and loved the sound of it.

I'm originally from the hood and a woman on my block named her son Marquette. But she pronounced it as "Markwette." I was just a kid and thought the name was just randomly ghetto until my family bought a Marquette deep freezer and realized the lady had poor reading skills.

I had a Miss Cliché in high school history class.

I knew a girl named Chardonnay in school

Chernobyl

Chernobyl is a gorgeous name tbh

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Considering that it is a dance move and dances are still considered elegant, I don't think this would be a terrible baby name. Just change up the spelling a little

That’s not even that bad of a meaning.

Genocide is kinda fire

Genny for short

Poeple of khaenri'ah don't agree

Chlamydia

Chlamydia! Your dad’s here!

I grow a lot of Clematis, and I have trouble with keeping the two words straight.

I knew there'd be at least one person here who remembered that bit from Waiting

This has actually happened a few times, with the parents not realising what it is. I saw an article about it in a news paper in Scotland about 15 years ago.

Sarsaparilla

Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla would like a word

Silica

Has Priscilla vibes, pretty with a touch of elegance and cuteness.

Like me some gel snacks

Sounds like a good name even with the meaning if you ask me. Mineralogy is great.

Trebuchet

Ballista

Born to be the greatest quarterback of all time. Launching 90kg footballs over 300 meters

My child’s friend continuously pronounced this “try-bucket.”

Abattoir!

Euphoria

Sounds nice both ways

Garbanzo

🤣🤣🤣 Mf a legume now

LMAO this one killed me

Meet my son, Garbanzo, and his sister, Edamamé.

Bruschetta

Gabagool🤌

Karen

That one is pretty much obsolete until 2320

Underrated comment.

Malaria

I know a Valaria. She introduces herself as Malaria with a V.

Jaundice

Mesothelioma

You may be entitled to compensation.

For a boy, Perogi. For a girl, Velveeta - I'm a little hungry but I'm sticking with my suggestions.

Velveeta is amazing

Perogi would be a super cute dog name

Mulva or Bovary

Seven

Delores!

Soda

Are you telling me people loved the name Blanche the first time they heard it?

Mug

Croissant

Cowa-sount

Taliban

In Pakistan, before their invasion Talib (meaning educated or student) was a popular name. After the Taliban’s rise however, it stopped being so popular. That tends to happen when a terrorist organization uses a popular name.

Syphilis

philys with extra steps!

These STDs Lowkey have cute names.

Alopecia

“Keep my wife’s….condition out yo f#%@$n mouth Chris!

This goes well with vitiligo

Anthrax

Valerian

Valeria is a name. I know one.

Tibia

Diarrhea. Urethra. Ova.

I heard someone pronounce Aretha Franklin's name as urethra Franklin... I wanted to die on the spot

Sassafras.

Take. Yeah, I know everyone came up with funnier names. But no one else is considering the use of Miss

I actually know a girl named Miss! Her full name is Missy but she's always gone by Miss. I thought it was weird at first, but now I think it's really pretty.

Cigarette

…And her brother Ashtray

If my wife did that to my kid, Omelette them change it!!

angryupvote

Seven. GC said it best

You look like nice people. I'm gonna help you out. Want a beautiful name? Soda.

Taken. My nephew is named Seven

My friends sons name is seven I think it’s badass

Incontinentia

Incontinentia Buttocks!

Wife of Biggus.

Ramona Quimby would say Chevrolet

Nicotine

Did you know the botanical name for a tobacco plant is Nicotiana? The feminised version of the name maybe?

Fromage

omelette duuuu fromage

My sister thought Harlot was a lovely name

Rubella

Erotica

Dimentia

anaesthesia

Phlegm

Bidet

Charcuterie.

Pancetta

Diarrhea

Wow! Would you look at how fast Diarrhea can run!

What a shitty name . Literally .

“Um, it’s pronounced die-ARE-ay-ah….” 😒

I know of someone who has a kid with a name VERY close to diarrhea. She’s a crackhead who dumped all her babies on her mama, so I’m not surprised.

Isis...it would be a good name had not some scumbags took it already

It's an incredibly ancient name, though. Isis is one of the major goddesses of ancient Egyptian religion and is still used as a name today. That is one of the reasons why there was a push to start calling the extremist group IS or ISIL.

It is a name. The bad bibes came much after.

I have a friend named Isis. Can confirm, not a terrorist.

Fellatio

Sativa

Or Indica

Sobriquet

This thread is gold.

Coitus. Just a fancier sounding Curtis

I’m hearing “Curtis” said by Curley from the Three Stooges! 😂

Lolita sounds cool

It was a real name before the novel then it wasn't anymore. Same with how the name Karen won't be used today

Entrada and Salida

Paraphernalia.

Poverty

I knew a girl who had a son named Simian

Naphthalene

Syphilis

Cacophony

Vagina

Derrière

Corona

Dementia

Aioli. Actually heard a mom yell that name at their kid. Ma’am, you have named your child after fancy mayonnaise.

Latrina.

Knew someone named Latrina. She was sweet and didn't get made fun of at all, we lived in the United States at the time where Spanish was the second language not French.

Anorexia

Glacier

Chris P. Bacon

I was gifted a pig whose certificate dubbed him Willie B. Bacon.

Bukkake

With an American pronunciation: “boo-cake”

Clitoris

Sepulchre

Lucifer

Rosacea

Catastrophe

Urethra

Anxiety

It's like none of you watched Robin Hood: Men in Tights and it shows lol

Gluteus Maximus

Filariasis

Hymen

Amphetamine

Mitochondria

Fellatio

First thing I thought of

Ointment

Fester

When I worked for a children's progrum at the public liberry there was this little girl named "Tyranny". Still makes me lauwf to think about it.

Labia

Opium

Helvetica