This is NOT terrifying.. just NORMAL bodies. I hate that we bodyshame normal men, isn't it bad enough women starve themselfes and/or go through horryfying surgery to look "good enough" cuz we bodyshame them? Shame on you OP!!
Male beauty contests still exist, they have just changed dramatically and they call it body building now. Everyone talks about how unrealistic female beauty has become since a hungred years ago when all they gotta do is take care of their skin, due cardio, and don’t get fat... along with natural beauty which they have or don’t of course. Men have to build up their body to 130-160% their natural size and then diet off all the necessary fat the reach that point from 15-20% down to 3-6% on top of all the requirements competing women have to achieve. The difference being tremendously higher investments of time, pain, drugs, and the most self abusive dieting cycle that exists.
Haha how amusing that the rules on women’s beach wear were so strict, while these fellas were marching around with their old fellows bouncing around in a pouch of fabric for all to see.
So I was born in the wrong time period to be hot. Bummer. Or would I still not be hot because I don’t have that look or a handlebar mustache and that is the pinnacle of make looks? Probably second one. Average in all ages, in cool with that.
The man on the very far right has that sort of aura of confidence that says he knows he won.
He has my vote
7/10, would bang
Dude second from the right is giving me Pablo Schreiber vibes.
Dude's playing a game of pocket-Snake and is about to softlock/killscreen the game.
He does have the most mustachy mustache
But second from the left had no compunction flipping that boner up into his waistband for a public photo. Close call...
He saw what they were packin’ and thought to himself: “My lunch is better.”
Was gonna say this must of been an easy contest 😂
Maybe it’s his posture.
It appears he has a monster dong in that budgie smuggler
This is the swimsuit portion of the contest, naturally. Next is bowtie, then unicycle, and finally, swordcanes.
All of which I now need to see
What, no trial of the monocle?
Second from the right. Right?
It’s between him and far right for me
Absolutely agree
Psh, hands down far left
The guy second to left is proudly displaying his up tucked boner 🤭
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice. First I checked everyone to make sure it wasn't part of the contest lmfao
Trying to distract from the obvious lack of mustache?
You really made me scroll back up... Shit ..
I was looking to see if he had blown a wad in his belly button bc that thang was thangin
Replaced his moustache with a boner.
He's trying his best not to cum by holding his breath... Only this was the year they discovered the total opposite.
Pretty sure that’s Colin hanks
Third from the left looks like he’s holding in a fart.
Oh no, he might be a little gay and is surrounded by nearly naked men. He is not in the right spot or time to risk everyone noticing.
Just showing he is number 1
Oh you mean Colin Hanks?
glad i’m not the only one that noticed lmao
A super market is missing a ZUCCHINI…..
I don't see anything terrifying here
Welcome to 98% of posts on this sub
Pretty much everything that's posted on
I’m just looking at a group of proud men showing off their natural bodies. And one awesome guy showing off his endowment.
Those swim trunks are kind of terrifying. But that's about it.
who needs a mustache when you've got a crank like a baseball bat
Far right wins by a mile
It's all about the poise and the mustache 👀
ballin
balls
Second one in on the left seems to be smuggling an aubergine
No mustache?
Nobody noticed his mustache with that hard on
vertical stripes make me look taller
They’re all probably 25
the 2 guys on the right 🥵🤤
I’ve seen this image before
‘Men made more beautiful by stripes’ love it.
Damn handsome chaps to a man. Fine specimens indeed.
This is NOT terrifying.. just NORMAL bodies. I hate that we bodyshame normal men, isn't it bad enough women starve themselfes and/or go through horryfying surgery to look "good enough" cuz we bodyshame them? Shame on you OP!!
Yep it’s just dudes lol.
Damn. I made it so far in NNN. Who would have thought that it would have been this subreddit to beat me...
Well, let's be grateful that trend stayed in the 1900s
Male beauty contests still exist, they have just changed dramatically and they call it body building now. Everyone talks about how unrealistic female beauty has become since a hungred years ago when all they gotta do is take care of their skin, due cardio, and don’t get fat... along with natural beauty which they have or don’t of course. Men have to build up their body to 130-160% their natural size and then diet off all the necessary fat the reach that point from 15-20% down to 3-6% on top of all the requirements competing women have to achieve. The difference being tremendously higher investments of time, pain, drugs, and the most self abusive dieting cycle that exists.
Stop reposting this. It’s a fucking post card, not a beauty contest. Just go look at the 14 other posts from the weekend
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak... that's what you should have for breakfast! 🎶
delicious
Ahh yes, a mens beauty contest. Very oddlyterrifying.
Not only is this not oddly terrifying, but it is also not a "men's beauty contest"
You may not like it, but that is what peak physical condition looks like.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mens-beauty-contest-1919/
What is terrifying about this?
Why is this terrifying?! This is just a bunch of handsome dudes trying to get recognized.
This is
These guys are all about to lecture a bartender about not having their favorite IPA on tap.
What is terrifying about this??
How is this terrifying?
Mods could you please do something about the vast amount of stuff being posted here that doesn’t belong here at all? Like, in the slightest
I could have been… beautiful?
This sub needs one of those auto mod polls where people vote on if something fits the subreddit. Mods just let anything fly on this sub lately.
Nothing terrifying about this.
What's terrifying? Don't body shame.
They should all be wearing monocles.
Whats terrifying about this?
Stop please, I can only get so erect
These are the ideal male bodies. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Glad to see at some point in time my body style was seen as “beauty”
I feel like they are all in their 20s
charles boyle over here got his full on chub tucked and shit
second from left may be short, but only in height!
They’re all beautiful
Gorgeous
reditors being scared of a couple average lookin guys is really in brand
How is this oddly terrifying?
They kinda thick tho
Why is this terrifying?
There’s no evidence that this picture is actually from a beauty contest and this idea is likely made up for more clicks
Oddly Terrifying? Really? This should be on
Who wants to play FMK with this picture?
Those mustaches tho lol
Mr. No Mustache has no shot. DOA.
Grease me up and throw me into a paddling pool filled with these guys and a ton of vaseline.
2's like: "I don't need no stache. Have you SEEN my balls?"
I think second from the left might be Forrest Gump
Second from the right has the best face, soooo....I guess him?
Kinda digging second to last. Where's he at now
None of them win
2,4,5 and 6 can get it with the lights ON.
Guy on the far right is eating
I feel like they’re already standing in order from least to most beautiful, with Ryan Gosling at the end there.
Me as a middle school boy tucking in my random boner
second from left has an absolutely massive dong tell me i’m wrong
absolute sex icons
Baggy swim shorts, dad bod Village People. The ideal beauty
Fucks Ed Norton doin in a beauty contest in the early 1900’s?
From left to right it’s 1-6. Person number 4 has the best mustache and best swimsuit.
I those gentleman look swimmingly, thank you.
I have seen this so many times but still don't know who won
most of these guys are just mario
beauty contest-
Skipping leg days is bad, very bad
Very close. They all tied for last?
This was obviously before GMO
Second in from the left is the winner
No it is not.
Nobody make eye contact...
Apparently pushups hadn't been invented by then.
So apparently, there is a time I’d be less gay… interesting.
My vote goes to Luigi
Looks like todays hipsters
Haha how amusing that the rules on women’s beach wear were so strict, while these fellas were marching around with their old fellows bouncing around in a pouch of fabric for all to see.
4 women on this sub got pregnant just looking at this picture.
How our concept of "men" has changed over the years.
Dapper diapers right there
The three from the right.. I’d hit
this isnt terrifying
random guy with no moustache lol
The guy with no mustache looks like a mobster mr.bean
Damn that’s a hard choice
The second to last guy near the left looks like he’s holding in a shit
They really didn't give af
I vote for the guy in speedos, all the way to the right.
Was it a beauty contest or big dick contest? 🤨
Tie breaker is a boxing match Marquess of Queensberry rules apply, short of that it’s a pistol duel.
Wasn't this the height of male "countercultural" fashion for the past ten years?
I would love to judge men from like 100+ years ago
We need to return to tradition
they all look bloated tbh🤷♀️
So I was born in the wrong time period to be hot. Bummer. Or would I still not be hot because I don’t have that look or a handlebar mustache and that is the pinnacle of make looks? Probably second one. Average in all ages, in cool with that.
Guy furthest right is Mike Wozniak and nobody can tell me otherwise
Did they have other designs like vertical strips? 😂
Well now I know what I’m doing if I invent time travel! “So you’re telling me there’s a chance?!?”
so men with their dicks ready to pop out is scary now?
We need to immediately bring this back with these outfits.
Far right is Steve rogers
Now if this is what love island contestants looked like I might be more incentivised to watch it.
Somehow makes me feel less ugly than I imagined I was
Is it ok if I’d rather die a celibate old maid instead of settling for one of these hunks?
Henry slakbollaks on the left is a sure fire winner
I call dibs on third from the right. He had me verticals stripes.
Second one from the left is a Boyle.
Not a beauty contest it’s from a magazine I believe advertising men as being more beautiful from striped swimwear
the real terror is the high wasted shorts
Underpants design had advanced by leaps and bounds in recent years.
None of these guys could slide nowadays
Homie on the left is packin
Source for information?
Did anyone win?
BULLY!
Second from the left has the biggest tucked up dick i've ever seen
Guy on the far right has my vote :)
They are all ugly because most men don't actually participate in beauty contests
Third from the left looks like he just shit his pants
Guy in the middle is trying so hard to squeeze out a fart
Number 4 thought he’d wow everyone with the unconventional swim trunks
3/10 Id pipe them all
Very fitting with that guy that just recently won a women’s beauty pageant
The man on the right is the most handsome one I hope he won
One guy missed the mustache memo…
Mo like a stash competition!
Yet another match that Bobby Fish won.
Four of them look australian
Is this really any competition? There's a clear winner
What's the lad second from the left sporting? Those curved lines say a lot.
Grandpa!?
Dude on far left can't be serious about it lol
World’s #1 handsome.
“I was born in the wrong generation”
No femboys? 🥺
Got to be a real shitebag to be scared of scrawny lads in shorts 😅
Props to the man without a moustavhe. It’s like he came I to the competition and wanted to stand out. But then got beat by the last two guys.
the guy with the zig zag underpants definitely won
Who won
2nd to the right 🖤
The dude on the far left is hiding a squirrel in his shorts.