Chickens are wild. If I go sit in one spot in my coop long enough, then some of my chickens will fly up to my shoulder just to chill. They are also SURPRISINGLY protective of people they like.
Tell her cock as in chicken then quickly turn yourself uhh dont know word but simply say "mom is there another word for cock all i know that its another word for chicken" if she explains it to you slowly frown then make the expression of a wtf "i dont need to hear that" and leave
Chickens can be trained to go in a specific spot, it’s just hard to do. But if you’re already taking the leap to have a house chicken you might as well go all the way.
Lol, love the way he checked the mic just before.
“peck peck”
Alarm cock
beatmetoit
NOOOOOO
Tickles you awake.
Fuck here I go again... thinking I'm soooo original
beatmetoit
*Preheats oven to °375F*
touché
Damn you, yours was better than what I had
That was a good one.
Oh no, you'd be better to whip out the grill
Grab by head, and twist to right, or left for snooze.
Don't forget the hot suace.
mic check
What a day
not him pecking the phone lmaoo
Chickens are wild. If I go sit in one spot in my coop long enough, then some of my chickens will fly up to my shoulder just to chill. They are also SURPRISINGLY protective of people they like.
Morning cock
Morning wood
Can someone tell my mom that this is what I was talking about when I said I like to beat my cock in the morning?
Tell her cock as in chicken then quickly turn yourself uhh dont know word but simply say "mom is there another word for cock all i know that its another word for chicken" if she explains it to you slowly frown then make the expression of a wtf "i dont need to hear that" and leave
I would have forgiven this video for not being cut short.
How do you manage the bird poop in the house?
Chickens can be trained to go in a specific spot, it’s just hard to do. But if you’re already taking the leap to have a house chicken you might as well go all the way.
Wanna bet?
This is where the term "choking the chicken" really comes from.
I say I say, get up boy we got to beat us a dog..
Why are most animals we eat also really fucking cute?
cause animlas are cute
It’s not their fault they taste so good
You can. But just once. On the bright side once you turn it off it can become breakfast.
You can, but only once
It's an alarm cock
Bock, bock mf, time to wake the fuck up
Who the fuck has a cock as their pet
Alarm cock
i like to give my alarm clocks a nice little dry rub and let them rest in the fridge for 4-8 hours before i turn them off
bok
How do you train a chicken not to shit everywhere??
They're smart; you can potty train them, though it doesn't work for every chicken. Train them like any other animal, which is with treats.
oven 350°
As someone who owns chickens, I agree
That’s one huge cock
It's called Sex Panther® by Odeon©.
That absolutely cocky swagger as it steps into the room lol
The cock of the day
I can think of (12 G)ood ways to stop it and you only have to move your finger
Nice cock.
Yes you can...
The bad ending.
Alarm cock*
That cock is a real pecker.
Alarm cock
Alarm cock
I want it
Wake up to a big one
Absolutely not…..
I beg to differ
Are you sure about that
Whats wrong with your dog?
chicken
perfectlycutcockadoodledoos
Good soup
I know how to turn him off……🐓….😋😋😋🍽️
you have a magnificent cockerel
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Chicken shit smells so bad and you can’t potty train them. Just sayin.
Chickens can be potty trained.
Nice alarm cock
Actually… you can, and you’ll have a free head and a chicken walking around
I say, I say, wake tf up
Alarm cock
Take it to KFC
Yes you can, it’s called deep frying
Mmmm...loads shotgun with malicious intent
The alarm cock
Yes u can..🍗
Well, you can turn it off🐓🗡️
Well I don't know bro. I think I surely can and fit it as a good meal.
calks gun are you sure about that
good to know this is not just a me problem lol . i have an indoor chicken who beats me in the head if i sleep in lol
WAKE YO ASS UP!!
Hey! Nice cock
I have a solution, gun, and if that dont work, you use more gun...
Alarm cock
Vt
Cute!!
massivecocks
Nice cock👌
Just cook it.
Alarm cock
„WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!”
Yeet the rooster
You have to twist the neck
this just provoked the chickens in my neighborhood and now they're screaming
How cool 😁 😂😁
Pretty sure some 11 herbs and spices w/ some frying oil would put a permanent snooze on the alarm feature.
What do you mean you can’t turn it off? Haven’t you heard of chicken and waffles
Lol roosters are like dogs now
Careful, your cock is showing
There'd be chicken for dinner tonight!
How are pet chickens, can they know who you are, I always wanted one for some reason
I would toss that alarm clock out the window and go back to sleep.
U can, just requires a lot of cleaning up afterward
Good soup
Oh that can definitely be turned off
Alarm cock
Yes you can. It's called a door lock or the second amendment
When you're the guest at an Amish air bnb
Breakfast to bed.
I'd cook it
I always wondered if my alarm clock would be better with original recipe or extra crispy?
Yes you can turn this alarm off. But you gotta be a fan of nuggets for that.
Yeah you can it’s called a roast
I would have said "alarm cock"
Alarm clock or alarm cock
Bring it to the nearest KFC, it will be silenced
Nice Cock.
More of an alarm cock
Loads shotgun with 12 gauge You sure?
The Colonel would like to know your location
Any alarm can be turned off with the correct amount of force
Yeah you can. Get a .22 and you’re set
reaches for gun
yeah u can fried chicken nugget
Yes u can, you turn it in stew
Today we will have chicken nuggets for dinner
https://cafedelites.com/quick-easy-creamy-herb-chicken/
You can turn it of You just need a gun
Ever heard of a knife?
Sure you can, 🔪
My grill says otherwise...
Sure you can if you kick the little bastard 😂
Honestly it works, I do it with my family's dog when it barks, too.