Have you heard of the finger lads? They serve the Two Fingers, offering guidance, and aid, to the Tarnished. But you, I am afraid, are ladless... I, Melino, can play the role of lad. To aid you in your search for the Elden Ring.
/us for a sec melina should've had a way more active role like popping up way more often than just here and there fighting more with her than just morgott and having a real questline with her like with ranni /rs gay sex😈😈😈
Yeah, Melina was a huge letdown. I was really hoping to get a great character you as a player could grow a connection with. Instead, she just lore dumped and was super vague about herself. When she sacrificed herself, I felt nothing. She just existed and never became a character worth caring about.
tbh i would have been more likely to go the three fingers route if i actually felt attached to melina. When he said “yo she has to set herself on fire” i was like okay cool idc
I was kinda disappointed when I got past the midway point of the game and Melina just stopped showing up to talk to me at bonfires. Then she dies and we're expected to feel sad. Like nah bitch you ghosted me half the game.
Honestly I bet the DLC will have a shower of lore, there is just so much unelaborated upon content. Some of it intentionally - cuz Fromsoft, but I think the game probably had a lot more development hell behind the scenes than other titles. Im still dreaming of St.Trina and the Gloam Eyed Queen being elaborated on...
I was surprised by the fact that you could talk to her at almost every church so on my second playthrough I did that and was then double disappointed because she just goes like "once upon a time Marika said this" but she never talks about herself or the area or her thoughts on the fact that I'm on my way to kill every thing on continent including God.
That reminds me of the time from made two separate versions of a character so you could have a straight “marriage”. Call me a bigot but I believe that unholy ritual sacrifices to bring forth the end of the current age should only be between man and woman.
Have you heard of the finger lads? They serve the Two Fingers, offering guidance, and aid, to the Tarnished. But you, I am afraid, are ladless... I, Melino, can play the role of lad. To aid you in your search for the Elden Ring.
We're just lads, ok Morgott? Just two lads.
I follow the wisdom of the Ten Fingers.
Is this kid name finger everybody seems to be talking about?
Bachelorless behavior
But if you had a bachelor, he wouldn't be a bachelor anymore... So we are all doomed to be bachelorless, no?
No bachelors?
Melina body type A
Melinb
most dyslexic community ever
Merlin
mel
/us for a sec melina should've had a way more active role like popping up way more often than just here and there fighting more with her than just morgott and having a real questline with her like with ranni /rs gay sex😈😈😈
Yeah, Melina was a huge letdown. I was really hoping to get a great character you as a player could grow a connection with. Instead, she just lore dumped and was super vague about herself. When she sacrificed herself, I felt nothing. She just existed and never became a character worth caring about.
They could've atleast added a single footjob scene smh
tbh i would have been more likely to go the three fingers route if i actually felt attached to melina. When he said “yo she has to set herself on fire” i was like okay cool idc
I think they wanted to but ended up not being able to or something. She has dialogue about boc of all people.
I was kinda disappointed when I got past the midway point of the game and Melina just stopped showing up to talk to me at bonfires. Then she dies and we're expected to feel sad. Like nah bitch you ghosted me half the game.
Honestly I bet the DLC will have a shower of lore, there is just so much unelaborated upon content. Some of it intentionally - cuz Fromsoft, but I think the game probably had a lot more development hell behind the scenes than other titles. Im still dreaming of St.Trina and the Gloam Eyed Queen being elaborated on...
I was surprised by the fact that you could talk to her at almost every church so on my second playthrough I did that and was then double disappointed because she just goes like "once upon a time Marika said this" but she never talks about herself or the area or her thoughts on the fact that I'm on my way to kill every thing on continent including God.
Patch 1.08
🥵🏳️🌈👉👌
That reminds me of the time from made two separate versions of a character so you could have a straight “marriage”. Call me a bigot but I believe that unholy ritual sacrifices to bring forth the end of the current age should only be between man and woman.
try finger but hole
2 years testosterone
FTM 2 years HRT
heavy panting
Eyes pop out
When you don’t want to be kindling for the flame to burn the Erdtree, so you hide in a coffin by some hippos
/us He’d kinda hot ngl
Whats /us
What’s /us? Honest question. I’ve seen it a few times around here recently.
Nothing kinda about him. I bet he has a root dick
Ok ngl, I’m sad we didn’t get daddy Melino
Melino
Melnio
This is fucking gold thank you
bisexuality restored
Pass Smash
Smass
Oh god he looks so beautiful
Male-ina
Why is body type a Melina just Danielle Radcliffe in a wig
When you really think about it, aren’t we all just Daniel Radcliffe in a wig once in a while?
I see
Congratulations on his transition
“what’s this coffin do?”
That coffin in things betwix
Bisexual panic
HEAVY BREATHING WHICH ONE WHICH ONE AAAAAAAA
The right is hot
The level-up entity was always a lady or a respawn point... I wish we had at least one male fire keeper or a finger lad.
Finger lad? Lol good one.
If Elden Ring was a good game
Dont tell me what to do
3.5 years testosterone
dark souls 2
Dark souls II 2
Dark Souls 2 coffin
anri of astora
bi_irl
You want a waifu?
2 years on T
Finally the game is now unwoke
they made it less political
Pov:Melina has rune sigil and you're gonna merry her in a church (actually kill her)
post this on any gaming sub, see what happens
Melina but hot.
Id fuck that ngl
They made her non-political
hrt 💖
Like father/mother, like son/daughter
Melina played by Chris Pratt
The Burned Blood
The Frozen Lymph
da marika or da radagon fo today 😈
Tfw the gender changing fire engulfs you
Melatonin
"The girl you like"
Melino
"He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it aaaanymore ooobvious"
Elden Ring but good
Pegging Gay Sex
Zoomer Male Melina: “Ayo Tarnished, ong you gotta deadass let me burn this bussin tree fr, no cap bet”
Yourlina, not Melina
melina if she was hot
Fixed Elden Rings woke mess. Hire fans lol
Brother, we need to stop eating the same asses.
Milena really just became a Milano
ughhhh he’s just hot af :(((((
How it feels to chew five gum
Maleina
melina after lying in ds2 coffin
I like this.
Mark
Bilbo Baggins or Merlin?
That’s Merlin propa nice bloke innit
POV: follower of Marika
Major improvement
melvin
both?
Hunghhh
You have successfully joined
No maidens No chads
Anri of Astora
Thot | Hot
Damn bro got the whole squad laughing
Am I the only one who sees Chris Pratt?
Its a me a Melino!
I'll never forgive the Radagon.
“I no longer need you Melina, I am my own maiden now”
He looks like a millenial
God I want both of them to top me
Melino
3 years on T
I get it now
Guy called "Eli"
This subs wet dream
That looks disturbingly like Chase from GMM.
If elden ring got a trans character instead of apex lol
Sup Bro wanna make a deal?
Gloam eyed king
i wanna fuck them hoth
Will graham?
When you use face app.
Ellen Ring, Non-Political Edition
Will Graham from Hannibal
Maleina
Anri of Astora
Gonna be honest, I’d bang both
Richard is Melina
That’s the guy from smosh
bisexual panic
Manlenia
“Trust me bro, I have an Accord.”
Maidenless but your a guy in June
Why do I hear boss music?
Yer a Tarnished, Harry!
I offer you a Lexus.
Butlerless aren't we?
elliot page
Anri sees you start a new character
Male-ina
Mike Tuson tattoo is making a comeback
Sanji 🧑🍳
Coffin from Dark Souls 2™️
Male version is way hotter and I’m not gay
You find yourself in a parallel world
No Lads?
Ohhhhh. Think I’m gonna nut… 🥵
Rule 63 goes both ways
„women“ commenting on reddit porn subs, after logging off
Delet this
Melvin
Melon.
Looks like he would sell me a shitty used Honda Accord.
will graham
will graham type beat
"Maidenful???" un-maidens ur maiden.
Maidenless tarnished decides to become his own maiden
When the
Rabdomen is melina
Melvin
Mel
Looks like Will Graham from Hannibal
trans coffin
If we are to believe that Melina is a daughter of Marika, then like mother/father, like daughter/son
Omg, I literally got flustered by seeing Melino.
MELVIN
🏳️⚧️ Happy Trans Day of Remembrance 🏳️⚧️
Melina -> Maleina
Still maidenless
what is will graham doing in elden ring
Smash
Looks like will garahm from Hannibal
He is trans 👍
Chris Pratt
Andor
"If you can't sleep at 3:30am, it's because you're fat and gay"
will graham
Black melina be like: Melanina
Chris Pratt lookin ass
Shit meme