As a lifelong Michigander myself, I am furious we’re not the hand slapping the shit out of…Alabama/Arkansas/whatever flyover welfare red state that is.
Right this what I don’t get. The red states keep talking about seceding or rebelling which means they’d just fight the US military. And I’m sure they think the military is in their side but that’s not really how it works.
And those fighting for the south were not the rich plantation owners. They were pour white manipulated by the rich to fight to keep the rich in the south rich. Easy to manipulate.
What makes you think the next civil war will be the result of rebellion? If anything it will be terrorist attacks and counter terrorist attacks from both sides. And than when the military gets dissolved because of all the civil unrest America will be invaded by its Adversaries in the name of ending violence
Ok, if they want to win and get rid of us so badly, let's see what happens when the next virus or asteroid comes along. I bet they'll want our doctors and scientists then...
Something like 3% of Americans own almost 50% of the weapons because they’ve been stockpiling for a collapse. Now here’s a fun fact, all of them still only have two hands, which means they’ve drawn a target on their backs for the government and for any citizen groups that may form during periods of unrest and find themselves in need of a few hundred weapons
For real. What the conservative right doesn’t seem to understand is that the left is also well armed. The second amendment is for us all. I’m pan and my partner (a veteran) is mtf trans. I lived in a hostile area of Africa for many years. We’ve got printed copies of the Anarchist’s Cookbook. We are armed to the teeth. We just don’t advertise it.
Conservatives can't understand how someone can own a gun without getting all fucking toxic about it. To them, unless you brandish in public and talk about how much you want to have an excuse to kill someone, you must not own any firearms.
Seriously, the issue had always been grand people know what bathroom to use but conservatives don't want to meet them use it in peace. Meanwhile they are absolutely baffled by the concept of pronouns.
I think it'd be weird for an entire state to choose one side or the other. Lots of rural california is conservative. They'd probably side with the traitors.
That side which doesn't know how to use the bathroom also knows how to not run a statewide deficit for decades, produces half of the food for the country, contributes the most to the national budget, owns about 2/3rds of the US GDP, has a larger overall population...I could go on mentioning things Republicans don't like thinking about when this comes up every few months.
If you think us liberals don't have guns, you will be sorely disappointed. If the label of liberal means that I don't let my personal beliefs or ideologies control who or what someone else wants to do with their own bodies then I'll be a liberal. I'll fight for their right too. And trust me, I have more guns than a Texan and I live in Cali. Especially in light of roe. I'll be waiting, with glee.
I like to think that most conservatives do not want civil war. While the number of extreme conservatives has grown hugely as of late, they still are not actually shooting people and forming militias in large numbers. It does only take a small number to say, attempt to install a dictator by assassination of the VP and democrat congressmen, unfortunately.
I have more guns than any conservative I know, but you wouldn't know that, because I'm never like "Look at this picture. It's me and all my guns. This is who I am. Part man, part steel. I am gun."
Peeing is a universal human right. I'm sure the Supreme Court will oneday side against me on this, but I currently live in a state that says I can piss in whatever bathroom I want, whatever the sign on the door says. It's the right who doesn't know which bathroom to use. Ever seen a line of old men waiting to use an occupied men's room while the women's is open? I walk past them and take a piss all the time. Stupid is doing something that benefits no one, not even yourself. This argument is stupid.
I like how people who post things like this specifically always seem fairly okay with the idea of just being able to massacre people who were fellow Americans. I don't think most people, on either side, realize how fucked we all would be if a genuine civil war broke out today. And yet so many people, mostly the right from personal experience, talk about it as if it's going to be a field day.
Ya seriously. Or, that the rest of the world would just sit idly by watching it all take place and do nothing. A real American civil war would likely be WW3 and that’s not hyperbole.
If the US were to go into a second civil war, at best it would look like the Troubles and at worst it would look like the collapse of Yugoslavia, but 14x bigger.
If the south decides to go to war again their precious AR-15's won't really do a lot against drone strikes. As destructive as they are they won't really beat a tyrannical government tbh
I don’t know, the left is fairly well armed also, just isn’t nearly as vocal about it. I own several firearms and am an avid shooter, it just isn’t the sole aspect of my personality trait.
Red states can hate on CA all they want but they would learn reeeeaaally fucking quick what CA being the largest economy in the US and 5th largest in the world would mean for them if they tried anything
The military will crush any attempt at civil war . We will be under martial law in a millisecond with restrictions on travel . And then the AirPower will kick in. An AR - 15 is no match for a specter gun ship .
What part of this post is wrong though, actually? Cause it's at least 95% true. If there was a Civil War II, the shit would be over in one day with millions of anti-gun liberals as casualties.
If you can’t win and election, you want a Civil War. Arizona and Georgia went blue the last couple of elections, so did PA. Texas is starting to get a little purple even and so is NC. Might have to start something soon so you don’t lose at the election box.
It amazes me that they think the MILITARY is going to just abandon their duties. Even non military services have billions of rounds. And even if they did manage to have enough armed individuals and ammunition, what they DON’T have is logistics. And even if they DID have the logistics, if they seceded from the US, they wouldn’t have MONEY. Or foreign military support. And even if it’s a civil war, the rest of Western civilization has a vested interest in the US’ money.
Yeah, you don't know which bathroom to use. It's very clear (I mean this in that they don't understand which bathroom to use coz their so bigoted that they can't understand trans people
It’s an Obama-era map. Obama won Florida twice. Kentucky is the red foot. Arizona and Georgia went blue in 2020 but are on the red guy. So it’s an old meme.
Hey remember that time mit Romney got booked off stage because he dared to suggest that trump should be held accountable for his sexual assault allegations?
There is actually pretty good precedent to suggest that the cities would win the fight because the Democrats would start with large population centers of young people that could be drafted much more easily. During the Russian civil war, the Bolsheviks just had control of the cities and the white army dominated the military and countryside and still lost. The Spanish civil war might seem like a straightforward comparison, however, it does seem like the republic was winning and would have won without Nazi intervention.
Imagine not realizing how much more money left leaning states make and the fact most of the south is land locked.. not that that is the point because obviously civil war would be terrible for everyone but.. it didn't go well for the south last time either
They are salivating for a violent civil war and yet so many of them are somehow incapable of thinking their side could have been responsible for the January 6th riot at the Capital.
are y'all really ready to start killing your neighbors? I've got rainbow flags and trump flags around where I live. just BTW, I know a lot of lefties with a lot of guns, and those blue states have over 45 million more Americans in them than those red states.
This meme is probably from the Obama era considering Florida, Ohio, and Iowa are put with blue states. Conservatives truly are on the cutting edge of meme culture.
In the event of an actual Civil War it’s going to be the same dunces who attacked the capital getting mowed down in about ten minutes trying to take one city block in Chicago 😂
People please get out there and vote in this next election we are going to need that Blue Wave to make this country back into the American in which we all grew up.
I dunno why so many online republicans think civil wars are based on how many neighbours the average citizen can mow down, and not like who the military sides with.
It's ok, we know who is going to win. We have seen it before and we selevrate it July 4th. FYI. People woring about a civil war when world War 3 is just around the corner. 🤣
Most red states are underpopulated while others have sizeable blue populations in major cities. Most red states wouldn't survive without mooching off of of others.
One side has all the bullets and the other side has the best brains/industry/universities. Welcome to the new America where guns and fake religion are held about real knowledge, research and education.
I mean isn't that the same side? The liberal states let people use the bathroom of their gender, it's the conservatives with bullets making up random laws about it
One side has 50% of the population (coastal cities) and the lions share of the gdp (pays for and supports the red states excessive consumption of social welfare programs). Just one of those states has between the 6th and 9th largest economy in the entire world (California). They also have most of the important military bases (including Norad).
I am angry that Michigan is not in the position of a hand.
I'm angry that Louisiana isn't the foot.
I think they reduced the size of Alaska
Im angry that PA is literally the ass. Well…maybe that could be fun. If we twerk hard enough they will be distracted long enough for the killing blow!
As a lifelong Michigander myself, I am furious we’re not the hand slapping the shit out of…Alabama/Arkansas/whatever flyover welfare red state that is.
Im angry that texas nor california was used for "male appendages"
And the top part could be a knife. Come on!
No respect for America's mitten!
Lol, I had to look again. Maybe because the upper peninsula likes like his dick?
It's egregious! Egregious!
How the fuck is Louisiana not a foot?
I'll do you one better. Locate Florida.
The south lost the war last time because civil wars is not a fought by just citizens but with militaries made up of citizens..
And industries supported by millions more civilians
Right this what I don’t get. The red states keep talking about seceding or rebelling which means they’d just fight the US military. And I’m sure they think the military is in their side but that’s not really how it works.
Also, CA and New York have the largest, most well armed national guards if we're just talking about states vs states.
And those fighting for the south were not the rich plantation owners. They were pour white manipulated by the rich to fight to keep the rich in the south rich. Easy to manipulate.
What makes you think the next civil war will be the result of rebellion? If anything it will be terrorist attacks and counter terrorist attacks from both sides. And than when the military gets dissolved because of all the civil unrest America will be invaded by its Adversaries in the name of ending violence
Ok, if they want to win and get rid of us so badly, let's see what happens when the next virus or asteroid comes along. I bet they'll want our doctors and scientists then...
Wait, asteroids are coming?
Just don’t look up
all the money is on one side and it ain't the side that
Literally the second that California, aka “the bread basket of the US” embargoes exports of food, those cousin kissers would tap out in a week.
Yeah, it's on the good side lmao
This person has clearly never been to Philly
or Chicago lol
Bad meme, but the way they managed to use the states to make a human is pretty impressive.
We'll give them a point for creativity.
TWO humans even!
Alaska is fucking minuscule compared to Texas lmfao
Something like 3% of Americans own almost 50% of the weapons because they’ve been stockpiling for a collapse. Now here’s a fun fact, all of them still only have two hands, which means they’ve drawn a target on their backs for the government and for any citizen groups that may form during periods of unrest and find themselves in need of a few hundred weapons
Yeah most of them are just huge loot drops.
Kinda makes these public romanticism pics of their guns spread across the bed or yard in a American flag or U.S.A even more fucking hilarious!
Taking out 1 radical arms collector would be more than enough to arm and entire town/militia
I have a feeling a far-right assault would be a lot like a Russian army invasion.
Right? Once the war starts, you go after the guys with the stockpiles first. Everyone else I’m just leaving alone.
I’ve been so stressed out thinking about one side having all the guns that I totally forgot to count hands.
Of those %3 like half of them are on insulin and blood pressure meds. They would die really fast in a collapse.
The USA/North can just bomb the South out, any guns a citizen stockpiled are irrelevant
Like it's either you own one gun (handgun usually), 3 guns (a handgun, a shotgun, and a rifle), or 100 guns.
They genuinely believe that a) noone but they have weapons and b) if there was a civil war, the military would side with them.
i know a lot of trans folks who are armed
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A lot of liberals own guns in general, they just don’t telegraph it to the world as a core part of their personality.
liberalgunowners
For real. What the conservative right doesn’t seem to understand is that the left is also well armed. The second amendment is for us all. I’m pan and my partner (a veteran) is mtf trans. I lived in a hostile area of Africa for many years. We’ve got printed copies of the Anarchist’s Cookbook. We are armed to the teeth. We just don’t advertise it.
Conservatives can't understand how someone can own a gun without getting all fucking toxic about it. To them, unless you brandish in public and talk about how much you want to have an excuse to kill someone, you must not own any firearms.
Seconded, most trans people I know own 3 or more guns (two for practicality and others for collector reasons).
same. hell im trans and i love guns.
I don't know any trans folk who aren't 😂.
Reds: "Alright! See you on the battlefield for the shootout!"
Alaska joining the battle is gonna be the most anticipated moment of 2022
I imagine that the moment war starts, Alaska and Hawaii are like "mmmm, that's going to be a no from me. Here's a check though."
Alaska has the most gun deaths of any state but it’s because of depression and suicide… they would just off themselves
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Seriously, the issue had always been grand people know what bathroom to use but conservatives don't want to meet them use it in peace. Meanwhile they are absolutely baffled by the concept of pronouns.
Right? I don't know about most Republicans but I can read the sign that says "restroom."
The side that isn't interested in looking in your child's pants has all the money.
Jokes on them I know to go to the women’s room 😌
Well, look at you go.
Hahaha yes but that side without the bullets is about 90% of the economy. What happens when they can’t ship anything out? 🤣🤣🤣
They're going to be a mite surprised when they find out how many trillions of bullets the left has.
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One side recognizes human rights, the other dies at the thought of having to wear a piece of cloth over their face
Literally and figuratively.
CA is the world’s 5th largest economy but okay.
I think it'd be weird for an entire state to choose one side or the other. Lots of rural california is conservative. They'd probably side with the traitors.
One side represents 70% of the U.s. gdp, the other side wouldn’t be able to find their way out of Mississippi
Especially without Google maps and gps
"THe SoUtH WiLl RisE AgAin!" Yeah and they'll get put in the fucking ground again too
That's a pretty cool picture not gonna lie, but Alaska should be the size of the other guy.
That side which doesn't know how to use the bathroom also knows how to not run a statewide deficit for decades, produces half of the food for the country, contributes the most to the national budget, owns about 2/3rds of the US GDP, has a larger overall population...I could go on mentioning things Republicans don't like thinking about when this comes up every few months.
If you think us liberals don't have guns, you will be sorely disappointed. If the label of liberal means that I don't let my personal beliefs or ideologies control who or what someone else wants to do with their own bodies then I'll be a liberal. I'll fight for their right too. And trust me, I have more guns than a Texan and I live in Cali. Especially in light of roe. I'll be waiting, with glee.
Amen
It is amazing how stupid conservatives are. The facts show that the independents and liberals own more guns than conservatives.
I like to think that most conservatives do not want civil war. While the number of extreme conservatives has grown hugely as of late, they still are not actually shooting people and forming militias in large numbers. It does only take a small number to say, attempt to install a dictator by assassination of the VP and democrat congressmen, unfortunately.
One side is three raccoons in overalls pretending to be s person.
No, you guys can have Florida…
I have more guns than any conservative I know, but you wouldn't know that, because I'm never like "Look at this picture. It's me and all my guns. This is who I am. Part man, part steel. I am gun."
Peeing is a universal human right. I'm sure the Supreme Court will oneday side against me on this, but I currently live in a state that says I can piss in whatever bathroom I want, whatever the sign on the door says. It's the right who doesn't know which bathroom to use. Ever seen a line of old men waiting to use an occupied men's room while the women's is open? I walk past them and take a piss all the time. Stupid is doing something that benefits no one, not even yourself. This argument is stupid.
killing = good
Do republicans realize that other people have guns too?
I like how people who post things like this specifically always seem fairly okay with the idea of just being able to massacre people who were fellow Americans. I don't think most people, on either side, realize how fucked we all would be if a genuine civil war broke out today. And yet so many people, mostly the right from personal experience, talk about it as if it's going to be a field day.
Ya seriously. Or, that the rest of the world would just sit idly by watching it all take place and do nothing. A real American civil war would likely be WW3 and that’s not hyperbole.
If the US were to go into a second civil war, at best it would look like the Troubles and at worst it would look like the collapse of Yugoslavia, but 14x bigger.
Florida isn’t blue. Stop offending me.
Arizona and Georgia aren’t red. It’s an old meme.
And the side that made this doesn’t know that Alaska is nearly 3x bigger than Texas
And 5x as empty
The one with the bullets also doesn't use them against school shooters untill it's too late
I love how Republicans first reaction is let's kill a bunch of people.
And one side has all the engineers, doctors, and scientists.
Obligatory reminder that California outpaces Texas in gun purchases, which is obvious because they have the biggest population
Wait til they learn about population density of Liberal cities vs rural conservatives. I'm sure Chicago alone as more guns and ammo than Arkansas.
If the south decides to go to war again their precious AR-15's won't really do a lot against drone strikes. As destructive as they are they won't really beat a tyrannical government tbh
You wanna run around talkin' 'bout guns like I ain't got none?
One side can fly a drone, the other side doesn't know how reboot a computer.
I also like how they play on the idea that people on the left don't own firearms...
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
Jokes on them. Thanks to their violent nature, more liberals have been buying guns than ever before
One is a lot more vocal, the other intelligent
Exploring your identity >> hoarding bullets
the greatest trick the liberal ever pulled is convincing a conservative they don't have guns.
You know.... militaries are the ones who fight wars..... and Democrats can be in the military too....
All you have to do to wipe out red states is have another pandemic. No one will enforce safety measures and the states will collapse within months.
I don’t know, the left is fairly well armed also, just isn’t nearly as vocal about it. I own several firearms and am an avid shooter, it just isn’t the sole aspect of my personality trait.
Who would win?
Yea well. You would slaughter everyone in a bloodbath while all they want is use the bathroom? Who's the asshole in this story?
If you think that no one is armed and lives in a blue state, you are quite mistaken.
The fact they they don’t think there is blue within their red states who are armed, they are also mistaken.
Damn George Washington was right that two party system do be tearing us apart
Red states can hate on CA all they want but they would learn reeeeaaally fucking quick what CA being the largest economy in the US and 5th largest in the world would mean for them if they tried anything
Never before has it been said, ‘the brain is in Scottsdale.’
Ok now do this again but with population numbers
Don't let this shit fool you, conservatives are pussies.
Conservatives are very brave being just low the 30% of the population.
I wonder what there view on slavery is
The military will crush any attempt at civil war . We will be under martial law in a millisecond with restrictions on travel . And then the AirPower will kick in. An AR - 15 is no match for a specter gun ship .
The West Coast will rendezvous with the North East in the middle of the Atlantic and create the new Atlantis.
What part of this post is wrong though, actually? Cause it's at least 95% true. If there was a Civil War II, the shit would be over in one day with millions of anti-gun liberals as casualties.
If you can’t win and election, you want a Civil War. Arizona and Georgia went blue the last couple of elections, so did PA. Texas is starting to get a little purple even and so is NC. Might have to start something soon so you don’t lose at the election box.
It amazes me that they think the MILITARY is going to just abandon their duties. Even non military services have billions of rounds. And even if they did manage to have enough armed individuals and ammunition, what they DON’T have is logistics. And even if they DID have the logistics, if they seceded from the US, they wouldn’t have MONEY. Or foreign military support. And even if it’s a civil war, the rest of Western civilization has a vested interest in the US’ money.
Yeah, you don't know which bathroom to use. It's very clear (I mean this in that they don't understand which bathroom to use coz their so bigoted that they can't understand trans people
It's only a civil war if one side wants to keep the other side in the Union.
You know. Half the red states women will gladly take their families guns and show up in a blue state to kick some right taking mother fuckers ass.
Wait till they Meet MIMAL the elf, or the chef, it depends on the type of day.
So they're saying the Republicans would lose?
Why are florida and kentucky on the north side
It’s an Obama-era map. Obama won Florida twice. Kentucky is the red foot. Arizona and Georgia went blue in 2020 but are on the red guy. So it’s an old meme.
Each year around this time, the right loses some fingers making pulling a trigger more difficult.
Hey remember that time mit Romney got booked off stage because he dared to suggest that trump should be held accountable for his sexual assault allegations?
There is actually pretty good precedent to suggest that the cities would win the fight because the Democrats would start with large population centers of young people that could be drafted much more easily. During the Russian civil war, the Bolsheviks just had control of the cities and the white army dominated the military and countryside and still lost. The Spanish civil war might seem like a straightforward comparison, however, it does seem like the republic was winning and would have won without Nazi intervention.
People are going to be really surprised when they get to Cali, expecting no guns from the people here.
Alright now let’s compare net tax revenue
Imagine not realizing how much more money left leaning states make and the fact most of the south is land locked.. not that that is the point because obviously civil war would be terrible for everyone but.. it didn't go well for the south last time either
I love how they think only conservatives have guns. Some of the most armed people I know are leftists.
Sure, red states, go off and form your own country. Let's see how long that lasts when you can't mooch off the blue states.
I know what bathroom to use, I'm just too scared to use the right one
They are salivating for a violent civil war and yet so many of them are somehow incapable of thinking their side could have been responsible for the January 6th riot at the Capital.
Me, just looking to see if all the states are there
Keep thinking that. 😀
What happens when "one side" stops using its brain to support the other? Blue doesnt need red it needs robots.
Do they think everyone in the red states is a hive mind?
Yes. Yes they do. 😑
The irony is that the side with all the bullets is the one confused about the bathrooms.
Oh look it’s this stupid meme again.
The bathroom thing just runs through their heads rent free
A trillion bullets?? Would a trillion bullets even fit in the continental US? That seems like an awfully high number
One side has all the wealth the other side all the welfare states.
Arizona did not go red
Damn, being the foot is the most action Vermont will ever get.
Lol states like Utah and Texas would be purple if it weren't for gerrymandering, also a lot of leftist carry guns.
Michigan isn’t the Blue Bot’s fist? Fucking trash meme for idiots.
Anyone liking or sharing this needs to be locked away from society. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Other issues with this meme aside, the pic of the states fighting is clearly outdated af. Swap NC and GA with PA, FL, and WI.
The comment section here is exactly what I expected. 8/10 toilet reading worthy.
Good to know that there aren't democrats in red states and there aren't republicans in blue states
That mentality is why Republicans would lose their whole ass in a "civil" war.
are y'all really ready to start killing your neighbors? I've got rainbow flags and trump flags around where I live. just BTW, I know a lot of lefties with a lot of guns, and those blue states have over 45 million more Americans in them than those red states.
These right wing nuts have no clue what can be done to them.
This meme is probably from the Obama era considering Florida, Ohio, and Iowa are put with blue states. Conservatives truly are on the cutting edge of meme culture.
Let them keep thinking liberals never own guns.
In the event of an actual Civil War it’s going to be the same dunces who attacked the capital getting mowed down in about ten minutes trying to take one city block in Chicago 😂
People please get out there and vote in this next election we are going to need that Blue Wave to make this country back into the American in which we all grew up.
That's exactly im pro-civil war
And one side will have all five branches of the military. Yee haw the fuck outta here
I dunno why so many online republicans think civil wars are based on how many neighbours the average citizen can mow down, and not like who the military sides with.
The stupidest part about this meme is that Michigan isn't a hand
8 trillion, otherwise known as about 40 times the number of stars in the observable universe.
One side has the full might of the United States Military and the other has a militia of hicks.
CA gun owners are way more plentiful then the rest of the U.S. would believe. They just don't talk about it....
Yeah those US bases are not southern bases. You’d already have the enemy bases outside your capital.
At least we can read though.
I think they may want to go Check the election results. Their head should be blue.
Might does not make right
It's ok, we know who is going to win. We have seen it before and we selevrate it July 4th. FYI. People woring about a civil war when world War 3 is just around the corner. 🤣
One side lost once cough
Once side needs an enemy to feel validated and will have a orgy of killing it's own after if exterminates the other half.
You’d think they’d learn during the first civil war that you actually need industry to fight.
Texan here; I confirmedly do not know which restroom to use and I am afraid of guns.
Seems that blue is winning though, as it got a nice upper cut on red
Well you can subtract a SUBSTANTIAL amount of those bullets if PA is blue
Most red states are underpopulated while others have sizeable blue populations in major cities. Most red states wouldn't survive without mooching off of of others.
Missed opportunity to make Florida a dick smh
I feel like a lot of conservatives are about to be unpleasantly surprised to find out the other side carries just as much 🤔
One side has the entire defense + tech industry, the other has Oklahoma. Bring it.
The red one needs its pockets turned inside out and moths flying out of them.
These guys are here 100% larping a civil war reality, they literally have no other interest than a larp
What why is Florida blue
The majority of the south would be bankrupt in 30 days without the blue states.
They REALLY wanna lose for a second time.
Fuck around and find out how many bullets I really have dumbass.
One side has all the bullets and the other side has the best brains/industry/universities. Welcome to the new America where guns and fake religion are held about real knowledge, research and education.
I mean isn't that the same side? The liberal states let people use the bathroom of their gender, it's the conservatives with bullets making up random laws about it
One side has 50% of the population (coastal cities) and the lions share of the gdp (pays for and supports the red states excessive consumption of social welfare programs). Just one of those states has between the 6th and 9th largest economy in the entire world (California). They also have most of the important military bases (including Norad).
Liberals have drones
Oh fuck do bullets aim and shoot themselves now? Once they’ve been fired do they also manufacture themselves and transport themselves to the front?
The side that doesn't know which bathroom to use also has all the money
What a joke. Owning a gun doesn't make you a soldier.
It's not by fault someone switched the labels of the bathrooms.